Disclaimer: Plot is mine. I don't own the characters


Sesshoumaru had never seen a woman as strange as her.

Everyday she did this, odd thing, he wasn't quite sure how to describe what she did.

At work she would do it.

It caused several of her coworkers to raise their eyebrows in curiousity.

Some even attempted to ask, but thought better of it, since they didn't want her mates wrath upon them.

She would sit in her desk chair at her computer, tap her nails on the desk and then dig around in a drawer.

After several minutes of digging around, she would pull out a brown paper bag.

The paper bag was of no importance, except for the large red C drawn on both sides of it.

Everytime she would pull something out of the bag, open it up and pop it into her mouth.

In the beginning, everyone thought it was gum, later they discovered that it wasn't gum.

When they discovered what it was, they were disturbed.

However, of course they wouldn't say anything, Sesshoumaru would've beat their faces in.

Finally, Sesshoumaru had, had enough of his mates oddness and approached her about the subject.

"Kagome, my mate. Why do you always pop those into your mouth, at least twice a day?" Sesshoumaru asked almost, timidly.

Kagome made a popping noise, "Because they taste good and," another popping noise, "its funny how they make a popping noise!"

"No, it isn't. It's odd, why can't you chew gum instead?"

"Because, what am I suppose to do with these, since we don't ever use them?"

"Not buy them. Throw them away, give them away..."

"NO! I want to keep them, until they have been used up!"

"Kagome, stop chewing on the condoms."

Kagome looked at him forlornly, nodded her head, and threw away the bag of condoms she would chew at work.


A/n: I know I was uber freaking bored. And this came to be after I finished puking! Haha... Ja ne!