Author: Hello, readers! I'm back with a brand new fic: Bloopers from Yu Yu
Hakusho!! The first chapter is "Poltergeist Report".
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or the movie, "Poltergeist Report".
Blooper 1:
Yusuke: *Picks up power sphere from ground* Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! *Cough, cough, hack, cough,cough*
Yakumo: Do you need a glass of water or something?
Director: Cut! That's not in the script, Yusuke.
Kuwabara: Yeah, Urameshi. That's not in the script.
Yusuke: Director's pet. *Drinks water*
Blooper 2:
Hiei: *on a treetop* The Netherworld......well, in any case, it has nothing to do with me. * leaps, then falls* Aaaaah! *thud*
Director: Cut! Hiei, are you alright?
Hiei: No. Those damn wires broke!
Director: Get someone to fix those wires before we re-shoot the scene.
Blooper 3:
Hinageshi: *runs downstairs, away from a group of demons*
*back demon trips, making the rest of the demons roll down the stairs*
Demons: @__@
Hinageshi: *to the camera* ^__^ Anyone up for "Demon Dominoes"?
Yusuke: You know I'm in!
Director: Cut!
Blooper 4:
Kuwabara: You bastard!! I, Kazuma Kuwahara (A/N they sort of changed his name in the movie, but who the hell cares?), shall p- *falls flat on his face*
Director: Hiei, you tripped him too soon.
Hiei: I didn't trip him yet.
Kuwabara: *gets up, rubbing his face* I tripped on a rock.
Hiei: Clumsy oaf.
Kuwabara: You talkin' to me, half-pint?
Director: Let's just redo the scene and we'll be done for the day.
Blooper 5:
Kuwabara: We may have no chance in hell to win, but we cannot let it end this way. *punches a nearby tree until there was a loud crack* Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Mommy, I broke my fingers!
Director: *sweat drops* Uhhhhhh......cut?
Blooper 6:
Kurama: *by a spring with clothes off* The Spirit and the Human World cannot be-
Fan girl 1: Look! It's that sexy fox boy, Kurama!
Kurama: O.O Uh-oh. *hides behind a tree*
Fan girl 2: He's not here. You were hallucinating.
Fan girl 1: Am I? *points to clothes*
Fan girl 2: Eeeeeek! They're his clothes! What do we do with them?
Fan girl 1: Let's sell them on eBay.
Fan girl 2: Good idea. *runs off with clothes*
Kurama: *peeks from behind the tree* A little help here?
Director: Someone get Kurama some clothes.
Yusuke: *sneers* Kurama has fan girls.
Kuwabara: *has an ice pack on his hand* *whines* Where are my fan girls?
Author: *pops out of nowhere* You don't have any 'cause you're ugly!
Kuwabara: *starts to cry like a little kid*
Blooper 7:
Yusuke: And you are?
Hinageshi: I'm Hini-Hine-Hino- What's my character name?
Director: It's "Hinageshi", Jennifer.
Hinageshi: ^__^; Heehee. Sorry, I'm having a hard time remembering my character name. Hin-a-ge-shi. Alright, I got it.
Blooper 8:
Yusuke: Boy, am I hungry. Maybe I sh- *bird poop lands on his head* Eew! Bird shit. Damn birds!
Botan: *overhead, laughing*
Director: Someone get Yusuke to the clean-up trailer.
Blooper 9:
Youko and Koronue: *running with a stolen mirror* *Koronue's pendant snaps and he runs back to get it*
Youko: Don't, Koronue!
Koronue: I need it! *picks up pendant, then gets attacked by several baboons* YAAAAH!!! Get 'em off!! Get 'em off!!
Youko: *sweat drops* What the.....?
Director: Alright, who was the idiot who got baboons instead of bamboo?
Hiei: Who else? The idiot.
Kuwabara: Bamboo? I thought you said baboons.
All: *anime fall*
Author: So, what did you readers think? Funny? Please send your comments to me in a review. For my next chapter there are gonna be bloopers from the anime!!!! There are also probably going to be some behind-the-scenes stuff in the other chapters. Thank you and bye-bye for now!
Koronue: *runs in with the baboons attacking him* Get 'em off!! Get 'em off!! *runs out*
Author: *sweat drops*
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or the movie, "Poltergeist Report".
Blooper 1:
Yusuke: *Picks up power sphere from ground* Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! *Cough, cough, hack, cough,cough*
Yakumo: Do you need a glass of water or something?
Director: Cut! That's not in the script, Yusuke.
Kuwabara: Yeah, Urameshi. That's not in the script.
Yusuke: Director's pet. *Drinks water*
Blooper 2:
Hiei: *on a treetop* The Netherworld......well, in any case, it has nothing to do with me. * leaps, then falls* Aaaaah! *thud*
Director: Cut! Hiei, are you alright?
Hiei: No. Those damn wires broke!
Director: Get someone to fix those wires before we re-shoot the scene.
Blooper 3:
Hinageshi: *runs downstairs, away from a group of demons*
*back demon trips, making the rest of the demons roll down the stairs*
Demons: @__@
Hinageshi: *to the camera* ^__^ Anyone up for "Demon Dominoes"?
Yusuke: You know I'm in!
Director: Cut!
Blooper 4:
Kuwabara: You bastard!! I, Kazuma Kuwahara (A/N they sort of changed his name in the movie, but who the hell cares?), shall p- *falls flat on his face*
Director: Hiei, you tripped him too soon.
Hiei: I didn't trip him yet.
Kuwabara: *gets up, rubbing his face* I tripped on a rock.
Hiei: Clumsy oaf.
Kuwabara: You talkin' to me, half-pint?
Director: Let's just redo the scene and we'll be done for the day.
Blooper 5:
Kuwabara: We may have no chance in hell to win, but we cannot let it end this way. *punches a nearby tree until there was a loud crack* Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Mommy, I broke my fingers!
Director: *sweat drops* Uhhhhhh......cut?
Blooper 6:
Kurama: *by a spring with clothes off* The Spirit and the Human World cannot be-
Fan girl 1: Look! It's that sexy fox boy, Kurama!
Kurama: O.O Uh-oh. *hides behind a tree*
Fan girl 2: He's not here. You were hallucinating.
Fan girl 1: Am I? *points to clothes*
Fan girl 2: Eeeeeek! They're his clothes! What do we do with them?
Fan girl 1: Let's sell them on eBay.
Fan girl 2: Good idea. *runs off with clothes*
Kurama: *peeks from behind the tree* A little help here?
Director: Someone get Kurama some clothes.
Yusuke: *sneers* Kurama has fan girls.
Kuwabara: *has an ice pack on his hand* *whines* Where are my fan girls?
Author: *pops out of nowhere* You don't have any 'cause you're ugly!
Kuwabara: *starts to cry like a little kid*
Blooper 7:
Yusuke: And you are?
Hinageshi: I'm Hini-Hine-Hino- What's my character name?
Director: It's "Hinageshi", Jennifer.
Hinageshi: ^__^; Heehee. Sorry, I'm having a hard time remembering my character name. Hin-a-ge-shi. Alright, I got it.
Blooper 8:
Yusuke: Boy, am I hungry. Maybe I sh- *bird poop lands on his head* Eew! Bird shit. Damn birds!
Botan: *overhead, laughing*
Director: Someone get Yusuke to the clean-up trailer.
Blooper 9:
Youko and Koronue: *running with a stolen mirror* *Koronue's pendant snaps and he runs back to get it*
Youko: Don't, Koronue!
Koronue: I need it! *picks up pendant, then gets attacked by several baboons* YAAAAH!!! Get 'em off!! Get 'em off!!
Youko: *sweat drops* What the.....?
Director: Alright, who was the idiot who got baboons instead of bamboo?
Hiei: Who else? The idiot.
Kuwabara: Bamboo? I thought you said baboons.
All: *anime fall*
Author: So, what did you readers think? Funny? Please send your comments to me in a review. For my next chapter there are gonna be bloopers from the anime!!!! There are also probably going to be some behind-the-scenes stuff in the other chapters. Thank you and bye-bye for now!
Koronue: *runs in with the baboons attacking him* Get 'em off!! Get 'em off!! *runs out*
Author: *sweat drops*
