Author: Hello, readers! I'm back with a brand new fic: Bloopers from Yu Yu Hakusho!! The first chapter is "Poltergeist Report".

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or the movie, "Poltergeist Report".

Blooper 1:

Yusuke: *Picks up power sphere from ground* Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! *Cough, cough, hack, cough,cough*

Yakumo: Do you need a glass of water or something?

Director: Cut! That's not in the script, Yusuke.

Kuwabara: Yeah, Urameshi. That's not in the script.

Yusuke: Director's pet. *Drinks water*

Blooper 2:

Hiei: *on a treetop* The Netherworld......well, in any case, it has nothing to do with me. * leaps, then falls* Aaaaah! *thud*

Director: Cut! Hiei, are you alright?

Hiei: No. Those damn wires broke!

Director: Get someone to fix those wires before we re-shoot the scene.

Blooper 3:

Hinageshi: *runs downstairs, away from a group of demons*

*back demon trips, making the rest of the demons roll down the stairs*

Demons: @__@

Hinageshi: *to the camera* ^__^ Anyone up for "Demon Dominoes"?

Yusuke: You know I'm in!

Director: Cut!

Blooper 4:

Kuwabara: You bastard!! I, Kazuma Kuwahara (A/N they sort of changed his name in the movie, but who the hell cares?), shall p- *falls flat on his face*

Director: Hiei, you tripped him too soon.

Hiei: I didn't trip him yet.

Kuwabara: *gets up, rubbing his face* I tripped on a rock.

Hiei: Clumsy oaf.

Kuwabara: You talkin' to me, half-pint?

Director: Let's just redo the scene and we'll be done for the day.

Blooper 5:

Kuwabara: We may have no chance in hell to win, but we cannot let it end this way. *punches a nearby tree until there was a loud crack* Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Mommy, I broke my fingers!

Director: *sweat drops* Uhhhhhh......cut?

Blooper 6:

Kurama: *by a spring with clothes off* The Spirit and the Human World cannot be-

Fan girl 1: Look! It's that sexy fox boy, Kurama!

Kurama: O.O Uh-oh. *hides behind a tree*

Fan girl 2: He's not here. You were hallucinating.

Fan girl 1: Am I? *points to clothes*

Fan girl 2: Eeeeeek! They're his clothes! What do we do with them?

Fan girl 1: Let's sell them on eBay.

Fan girl 2: Good idea. *runs off with clothes*

Kurama: *peeks from behind the tree* A little help here?

Director: Someone get Kurama some clothes.

Yusuke: *sneers* Kurama has fan girls.

Kuwabara: *has an ice pack on his hand* *whines* Where are my fan girls?

Author: *pops out of nowhere* You don't have any 'cause you're ugly!

Kuwabara: *starts to cry like a little kid*

Blooper 7:

Yusuke: And you are?

Hinageshi: I'm Hini-Hine-Hino- What's my character name?

Director: It's "Hinageshi", Jennifer.

Hinageshi: ^__^; Heehee. Sorry, I'm having a hard time remembering my character name. Hin-a-ge-shi. Alright, I got it.

Blooper 8:

Yusuke: Boy, am I hungry. Maybe I sh- *bird poop lands on his head* Eew! Bird shit. Damn birds!

Botan: *overhead, laughing*

Director: Someone get Yusuke to the clean-up trailer.

Blooper 9:

Youko and Koronue: *running with a stolen mirror* *Koronue's pendant snaps and he runs back to get it*

Youko: Don't, Koronue!

Koronue: I need it! *picks up pendant, then gets attacked by several baboons* YAAAAH!!! Get 'em off!! Get 'em off!!

Youko: *sweat drops* What the.....?

Director: Alright, who was the idiot who got baboons instead of bamboo?

Hiei: Who else? The idiot.

Kuwabara: Bamboo? I thought you said baboons.

All: *anime fall*

Author: So, what did you readers think? Funny? Please send your comments to me in a review. For my next chapter there are gonna be bloopers from the anime!!!! There are also probably going to be some behind-the-scenes stuff in the other chapters. Thank you and bye-bye for now!

Koronue: *runs in with the baboons attacking him* Get 'em off!! Get 'em off!! *runs out*

Author: *sweat drops*