It's been a while since I wrote a comedy fic... That meaning, its been a while since I wrote a fic anywho, wish me luck as I wipe the dust of my keyboard.

Why is it rated M? Well, im sure somewhere down the line ill make it M and thats just that..

Chapter One: Something Amiss at Orange Star!

To Sami's horror, she opened her closet, and realized her cliched attire has been missing, or at least the white shirt, yellow pants, green case color edit has been missing. Even the white armband, and orange shells. She began flipping violently through her clothes, looking harder and harder each time. "Even the gun is gone!" She said, opening the case of weapons, and revealing the empty slot. She hurried and threw on color edit #7, to save her the time of dying her hair, and ran out into the main office room to see Nell fiddling at her desk. "Nell"
"yeah, Sami? Wait, aren't you set as four"
"Someone stole my color edit number four! All I have to wear is number seven!" Sami said, to Nells horror . "Who would do something like that..."Nell pondered aloud, until her eyebrow rose, and she picked up the phone and Dialed.

"Who are you calling"
"Shhhh!"Nell silenced Sami.

Olaf's voice thundered across the speaker phone "HEY You have reached the desk of-"Olaf stopped to be interrupted by Colin,
"OLAF!" He shrieked. Sami and Nell looked at each other. Olaf's deep voice took over once more"Leave a message after the beep and I'll be enchanted to get back to you!...BEEEEEP!"

"Olaf beepe-"Sami blinked "SHH! I mean, Olaf! I need to talk to you, get back AS soon as possible! Got that!"Nell said slamming the receiver down.
"You really think Olaf stole my color edit?"Sami questioned.
"He's my number one suspect." She said. She was wrong, and she knew it when she heard a recon drive up. It was followed by some kind of beat. WAIT! That's Adders music!

"You.. Hear that?" Nell asked Sami "Are we being stormed by Recons"
"No.. its Adder He's coming.. He's coming"
"Don't tell me HE stole my color edit"
Knock.
Knock.
Knock.
"Who's there?" Nell mustered.
Knock.
"It's Adder.. Open up.. Now"
"W-why? what do you want"
Knock.
Knock.
"To return something.." Adder confirmed.
"That sick bastard stole me color edit?"Sami whispered. Nell nodded a positive, maybe, and hit a button.
Knock.
Beeep.
The door clicked, showing it was open, and Adder opened it. "He ever knocks on my door and runs again, im killing him" Adder said, dropping Andy on the floor, and turning around.
Andy was dressed in a white females top, yellow pants, that hugged his hips, and he had a line of bullets across them, meeting a green case that probably held bullets.

"Aw hell no.." Sami said, turning and walking out of the room.
"Thanks, Adder, and sorry." Nell said, eyeballing Andy, while Adder grumbled, and walked out the door.
Beeep.
Click.
"I can explain!" Andy shrieked.

Next Chapter.. Wait what? Yeah I know its short.. its an intro.. after all, ANYWHO! Next chapter, Andy explains, and a new CO attacks Orange Star, head on. Can they take their, black haired, blue vested opponent, or will his small girly voice be too much for them?

Quit now, the story only gets worse from here. No..Really -Ryu-