Kyubey was walking down the street and saw naruto, and its gaze locked on his sweet booty almost immediately. "that fine piece of ass will be a good magical girl" it thought and went along his day spreading misery and sadness among teen girls.
Meanwhile w/ naruto he was now hopping between buildings and doing all sorts of other ninja shit and flips and whatever the fuck while mooning over sasuke or sakura or something like that. suddenly a white and pink furry fuck was in front of him bringing him to a sudden standstill because what the fuck was that seriously? some kind of summon?
koob said "i want you become a magical girl because yeah you're hot or something so make a wish baby"
naruto said "i wish sasuke wasn't evil"
but sasuKE WAS ALREADY NOT EVIL but the contract happened anyhow
and so naruto became a magical girl and began his maddening descent into the dark depths of despair.
during the night he hunted witches in a bright orange dress and during the day he continued his ninja lifestyle but slowly he began to get more and more despondent
his wish had been granted surely but sasuke had not yet returned to the village, why? the question haunted every fiber of his being
"i am so emo now" naruto realized and said out loud as his soup gem turned black
kyubey cried real tears that weren't fake as the only human it ever cared about died in its tiny arms
okay so this is my frist fanfiction, please let me know if you liked it or hated it but please dont flame or bully me if you dont like it just say wha t you dont like okay
thank you and see you again maybe
