I Don't own Twilight blah, blah, blah...
My hands tightly griped the handles to the large double doors before I flung them open.
"Hello Boys."
I slowly ran my fingers over each one speaking their names as I went.
"Tommy, Calvin, Christian, Louis, Giorgio..."
The smell of his cologne hung heavy in the air, clinging to each. But when I had finally decided I would start with Christian, Harry winked at me from my left hand.
I slowly slid to the closet floor as tears began to fill my eyes. I looked at the five carat Harry Winston diamond and suddenly the mission of seek and destroy I had set out to do didn't seem right. I tried to take a deep breath to calm myself but my nose was filled with Armani Code.
I crawled as quickly as I could from the small space and tried again to catch my breath and fight the oncoming tears. Lola, my mutt of a bulldog, made her way over to me before cocking her head to the side, her way of asking what was wrong. I swear, I think she truly believes she is a person.
"I think daddy prefers strawberry blondes these days," I told her as I scratched behind her ears. I don't understand why I couldn't bring myself to destroy his clothes. I hadn't thought twice while destroying the rest of the house.
"You know, I bet he wasn't at all upset about defiling your sheets with that Tanya skank," The inner bitch chimed in.
"True." I said aloud causing Lola to cock her head in the opposite direction. Edward, my boyfriend of the last two years, had decided that when he ran into his high school sweetheart, Tanya, at the local Starbucks, the best way for them to catch up was by fucking in our bed.
Now my mind was flooded with the image of her riding him in the same bed that wasn't ten feet from where I was sitting. Suddenly guilt for what I was about to do was replaced by anger.
Anger that I believed him when he said I love you.
Anger that I said yes to him when he asked me to marry him a month ago.
And anger that my dumb ass quit my job and moved in two weeks ago and let my apartment go.
I jumped up and quickly made my way back to the closet. I grabbed as many suits as I could fit in my arms and tossed them onto the bed. Lola wagged her tail in approval. I began slashing the suits with a large kitchen knife and in the process slashed the bed and pillows. When they were shredded I made my way back to the closet and just started yanking clothes off hangers and tossed them to the ground. Lola decided to participate in my bitch fit by chewing on a lime green dress shirt. It was my favorite shirt on him because it made his green eyes look so bright. I couldn't have picked a better one for her to shred.
"Who's a good girl? Who's mommy's good little dog?" I cooed at her.
The doorbell rang and pulled me from my tirade. "Alice is here," I told Lola who quickly dropped the shirt and ran to the door to meet her.
"Where are your,...GOOD GOD BELLA! Anger management much?" Alice said as she took in the rest of the destroyed house.
"My only bags are the four in front of the couch, I'll help you carry them out then I'll come back for Lo." I said to her as I made my way into the living room.
"Bella, why are you covered in feathers?" Alice asked while staring at the knife I still held in my hand. I tossed it onto the coffee table before picking up two of the bags and grinned at her. "I may have destroyed a pillow, or two." Alice laughed as she picked up the remaining two bags and we made our way out to her car.
"Thanks again for letting me and Lo move in with you two. I don't think I could handle moving back in with my mother." I said while rolling my eyes and imaging all the shit I would here from her eventually anyways, even if I wasn't living in her house. You know this is all your fault Bella, you never could keep a man happy. "Ah, motherly support." the inner bitch piped up again.
"No problem, we have an extra room and splitting the rent three ways makes it easier on all of us. Plus, having you back in Forks and as a roommate will be so much fun. You have no idea how much me and Rose have missed you since you moved to Seattle." Another dumb move on my part, Edward and I had met while I was commuting back and forth to Seattle. I was working as a legal secretary for one of the larger law firms there. I decided to move there and got a little bitty apartment for me and Lola. Then when Edward proposed he told me just to quit my job and he would take care of me. "Yeah that got ya real far." Sometimes I wish the inner bitch was a real person so I could slap the shit out of her.
I smiled at Alice before turning to head back into the house for Lola, but then I had a strike of genius that even had the inner bitch rubbing her hands together in agreement.
"Um, Alice, do you have any lipstick?" She only smiled at me and handed me a small, black tube.
I marched into the bathroom and spoke my peace onto the mirror before putting Lola on her leash and exiting the house for the final time. As Alice pulled away from the house she turned to me, "and what little love note did you leave with my blood red lipstick?" We rounded the corner and my eyes caught Edward's as we passed him on his way to the house. I glanced at clock, he was probably expecting to find dinner on the table when he walked in, not the disaster of a house that was about to greet him.
I turned to her, a smile playing on my lips, "The only words that will ever help him Alice," I said while keeping a straight face.
"Mother fucker, you need Jesus!"
