A/N: This is horrible and utter crap, and this is my explanation - I was bored.

Disclaimer: Don't own anyhting you might recognize.


"Oh sorry! I wasn't watching - Potter."

"Lily Flower! How are you this fine morning?"

"I'm late for class."

"Really? That must mean I'm late as well - oh yes, look at the time, transfiguration started five minutes ago. McGonagall will not be pleased when she sees that her favorite student is late."

"So move."

"Uh-uh, not until you say the magic word."

"Abracadabra?"

"Nope, try again."

"Oh god… I hate you, you know that right?"

"I know, but you'll come around. There's a very thin line between love and hate you know."

"Yeah well, I… Argh! I hate you James Potter!"

"We already established that a few moments ago darling."

"Shut up."

"Oh, good comeback."

"Well I'm sorry, but I have better things to do then to stand here throwing insults at you."

"And here I thought that these moments were the once that gave your life a meaning."

"Are you telling me that I don't have a life?"

"Of course not darling, you have me and I am your life."

"You know, the whole "you love me Lily, and you know it" isn't annoying me anymore, care to try again?"

"Wouldn't dream of it, I'm sticking with the classics."

"Here's a classic for you - move out of my way or I'll go tell McGonagall that you watched me in the shower."

"You wouldn't…"

"Try me."

"…"

"What's the matter Potter? Cat got your tongue?"

"Of course not, just trying to figure out a way to actually get to see you in the shower - so if you wouldn't mind being quiet for a second, you lovely voice is distracting me."

"I'm distracting you? You're the one who's keeping me from class."

"So you find me distracting? Finally! I've been waiting for the moment you would finally proclaim your undying love for me."

"That's not what I said -"

"That's exactly what you said Lily."

"Just move Potter, I don't want detention."

"I'm actually quite comfy here, I don't mind standing here all day."

"…"

"What, no retort?"

"I'm just…"

"Just what?"

"Just this."

"…"

"Thanks for moving."

"Wait - what? You just kissed me!"

"I don't know what you're talking about, are you feeling alright?"

"Oh don't deny it! You kissed me! Wait until I tell the guys about this…"

"You do that Potter - I'm going to class."

"They won't believe this -"

"Exactly, no one's going to believe you."

"Where's Skeeter when you need her?!"


A/N: Little explanation, I imagine Rita Skeeter being a real nosy little girl who hears everything, sees everything and knows everything. Usually, everyone thinks she's annoying but wouldn't it be grand if she was around when James finally got his kiss so everyone would believe him?