Once upon a time there was a lovely Dwarf named Gimli who lived in a happy little house.

"WHATE ONE MINUTE WHO WROTE THIS! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!" I said.

(Blah, blah blah blah from Gimli)

"Oh yeah your 'sorry' Gimli. Sorry don't cut it man"

(The dwarf explained)

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A DWARF WRITING A PLAY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

20 MINUTES LATER

"SIT DWARF!! SIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hey someone come and get the pet dwarf! NOW!!!"

"NEVER!!! HAHAHAHAHA GET HIM GIMLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said leggy

"Now go get the flame off the statue of liberty mwahhahahahha!!"

Ok, back to the story my story. One day in Mordor Sauron got a letter from Gollum saying that he and the Hobbits were coming to destroy the ring soon.

"YAY A CHANSE TO KILL THEM ALL!" said Sauron in an evil voice.

Right then Gandalf sent a lightening bolt and it hit Sauron in the face!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!"Laught Gandalf.

15 MINUTES LATER

Aragorn came to the play and baring a ROCKETLAUNCHER!! And killed a little pony named Bill.

"Oh by the way Aragorn when you see Sam you might not want to tell him." I said.

"Ok" said Aragorn with a confused look on his face.

Meanwhile Sam was on his way to the play. His wagon blew up! Small sharp pieces of wood came fling down and it killed FRODO!!!!!

Aragorn went looking for Sam and Frodo. When he saw them he saw Sam forcing the wood in him!!!

"ARE YOU INSANE???? YOU'RE A BAD BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam started to thank about how much food he can eat.

ONE WEEK LATER

Leggy had a toy orc he decided he wanted to show the all of middle- earth!!