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Just Antonia and Katja.


Antonia laid next to the fire in Ivan's house she was bored "Ivan I'm bored" Antonia said rolling onto her back looking at him "I'm sorry boss, what would you like me to do about it?" Ivan asked her she looked thoughtful "find me someone to play with" she said with an evil smirk, it made Ivan shiver, she was scarier than his sister Belarus….

Now no one really knew it but antonia has been Russia's boss for a while now, she was the only person scarier than Russia himself, she normally just lounged around his house, making him food, scaring his sister away and playing dress up with Ukraine. But Russian seemed to love her anyways.

XxX ~ XxX

Ivan went door to door asking anyone and everyone he could think of if they wanted to be Alythea's friend. And every time he would get rejected. Many even slammed the door once they saw it was Ivan at the door, or they wouldn't answer the door at all and instead hide in fear.

Finally, after everyone but the Italy's, he arrived at Ludwig's home. He rang the doorbell and it chimed exactly once. After a moment Ivan could hear a loud woman's voice.

"Ludwig. Door."

Ivan smiled as he realized he wasn't the only one with a stern woman by his side.

Finally, Ludwig answered the door.

"Ya?" He said simply, no life in his bright blue eyes.

Ivan smiled and waved adorably.

"Hey friend!" Ivan said in a sing-song voice.

Ludwig simply raised an eyebrow.

"Umm… my boss needs a friend. I'm afraid of what she will do to me if-"suddenly he was cut off by a woman that now stood behind Ludwig.

She wore a military outfit, much like Ludwig's, except hers was a lot tighter to show her femininity, in all of its glory. Her hair was a light brown, and her eyes were just as Ludwig's, bright blue like the midmorning sky.

Ivan was entranced by her, until she spoke.

"Stop drooling you buffoon. I accept your boss' offer. I admire any woman that can twist a man's hoden." She said wrapping an arm around Ludwig.

Ivan was ecstatic. He cheered and ran back to Alythea to give him the excellent news.

"Come Ludwig. You must train now, so I may watch." She said with a wide smile.

Ludwig sighed and walked off to the training grounds.

XxX ~ XxX

Ivan rushed back into his house only to find Antonia laying with her legs up in the air her skirt fallen to her hips a lollipop in her mouth, now that alone was delicious, what made it scary was she was sharpening a sword "Kisu I have found you a friend, you are pleased da?" he asked her.

Antonia was flipped over and straddling his waist a sword at his neck in seconds.

Ivan watched half frightened and half aroused as she took the lollipop from her mouth gave it a lick and smiled "you have done well my dear" she said and she kissed him!

Antonia loved fucking with her little Ivan so she kissed him "now what is her name?" she asked him "her name… her name is Ludwig's boss" he said with his eternal smile "I am to be friends with her da, and you don't know her name? I am disappointed with you" she said getting up leaving him on the floor she tossed the sword over her shoulder looking back she saw it landed near his head knocking him from his daze "I will go make some food for our guests when they arrive" she ended with a laugh.

Ivan laughed slightly to himself "she may be scary but she is my boss" he said with a smile "IVAN CLEAN!" Antonia yelled from the kitchen he jumped up and pulling her sword from the floor putting it away and started to clean for fear of the wrath of his boss.

XxX ~ XxX

"LUDWIG!" Katja yelled from her chamber. All of her clothes were strung out onto the floor. When Ludwig ran into her room, thinking there was an emergency, he saw her sitting in the middle of the floor in her underwear, her knees up to her chest.

"What is wrong Meine Frau?" he asked her and knelt beside her.

Katja looked up at him. "I have not a thing to wear…"

Ludwig sighed and stood up. He grabbed a black dress that laid upon her bed.

"What about this?" he asked her as he held the dress up.

Katja stood up and took the dress from him. She examined it and nodded.

"You will braid my hair after I get dressed" she said flatly and grabbed a different bra and walked behind her room divider to change.

Ludwig simply nodded and went to grab the comb.

When everything was done, Katja looked phenomenal. Her dress came to her knees and had one long sleeve; her hair was up in a messy Dutch bun. She did simple make-up, since it was not a fancy dinner.

Ludwig had to snap himself out of it to keep him from staring at his boss. Having any feelings besides respect for one's boss was completely frowned upon. Although it didn't help that she liked him to call her "Meine frau".

"Are you ready?" Katja asked Ludwig, snapping him from his daze.

"Ya, I am. You look…" He didn't finish his sentence, Katja cut him off.

"You did a wonderful job on my hair. I thank you." She said with a smile and opened the front door. "Shall we?" She asked before he said anything else.

He simply nodded. And off they went to go to Antonia's castle.


Hoden - Balls

Kisu - Slang for Kitten

Meine Frau - My Woman/Lady