A/N: Okay so I should be asleep, and I couldn't even help myself I was thinking about Victorious and how much they are like Friends I'm smashing it. guess who is who LOL not too hard to tell. anyway I still will be bringing my boyfriend's mother today, stay tuned for that and yeah... like always Review!- S.K.
The One where Trina Got a Roommate
It was a rainy evening in New York. A group of friends sat around a coffee shop. They did this every night, to come together and unwind. Beck Robbie and Andre sat around the coffee table. and Cat and Trina on the couch. It was gaudy and orange like the couch at Tori and Trina's house when they were younger. It was the first place that reminded them of home since they had left Hollywood together.
" Okay, so I'm back at Hollywood Arts and I'm standing in the middle of the asphalt and I'm…" Robbie hesitated not knowing if he could reveal this dream. He knew he was going to be embarrassed, but oh well. "Naked." his friends nodded
"Yeah We've had that dream before." They all mumbled
"Then I look down, and find there's a phone.." He stops and points to his croch to emphasize, "there."
"You mean instead of?" Beck asked.
"Yup." he said he and andre chuckled.
"Well That's unique" Andre stated.
"Then the phone starts to ring, and I don't know what to do because everyone is looking at me."
Trina quirked an eyebrow, "they weren't staring before?"
"So I thought, shit, I better answer it. When I did, it was my mom. Which is strange because my mother never calls me." as he said this, Tori walked into the Cafe closing her soaked umbrella.
"Hi," She says glumly and sits down between Andre and her sister on the couch.
"Why so glum?' Beck asked.
"You okay sweetie?" Trina asked her sister rubbing her back.
"I feel like someone reached down my throat and pulled my intestines out then proceeded to choke me with them."
"Cookie?" Robbie asked.
She looked at him blankly wondering why she kept him around.
"Carl moved his things out today." Trina stated. Tori's friends nodded in understanding. Trina offered her sister a coffee.
Cat came over to her and began to pluck at the air frantically. Tori looked up , "What are you doing?" Tori said batting Cat's hands away, "No, no! Stop cleansing my aura." Tori shifted. "Just leave my aura alone okay?"
"Fine, be murky" Cat says and sits back in a chair next to the orange couch.
"I'll be fine, I will. I hope he's happy." Tori said.
"No you don't" Trina said.
"No I really don't! Fuck him he left me!"
"You didn't know he was gay?" Beck said
"No!" Tori whined. "He didn't even know How was I supposed to know?"
"You knew." Trina said.
"Yes I know I'm bi Trina, but being bi and being straight up gay is two different things." Tori folded her arms across her chest. "To think i gave up boobs for him!"
"Just a couple of my favorite things." Andre said.
"Yup" Robbie agreed.
"Uh huh," Intoned Beck.
"I told mom and dad last night,"Tori told Trina. "They seemed to take it very well."
"Yeah that's why dad called last night whining about never having any grand children." Trina said. Tori winced knowing their parents were sometimes more judgemental with Trina.
"Sorry."
"Look, you're hurt right now…" Andre said. "You're angry, I'm gonna tell you what the answer is. Strip joints!" The boys whooped. "you're single, hormonal… plus I really would like to see some girl on girl action."
"Yes!... That," Beck stated.
"So that," agreed Robbie.
"I don't want to be single okay?" Tori said with a sigh. "I just… I just want to be married again."
as she said this a woman walked in wearing a wedding dress soaked through and through. seeing this, Andre perked up and said. "And I just want a million dollars."
The rest of the gang looked up and watched the frantic woman. she was searching for someone and had gone to the counter. "Jade?" Trina said recognizing the woman.
Jade looked at Trina, Cat and Andre and sighed in relief. "Thank god you guys are here. I wasn't sure that you guys still hung out here. And you do! Thank god you do."
Tori sank lower in her seat. Beck leaned back in his chair. He had asked Jade to marry her and she had said no just a little over two years before. and there she was getting married to someone else. Or maybe not.
she walked around in her big dress and sat next to Tori and Cat Trina on the couch. "Scoot over Vega." She said to Tori. The rest of them just looked at her waiting.
"So are you going to tell us or are we waiting for 4 wet bridesmaids?" Robbie asked.
"Well.. I was in the room with all these presents, and I opened one and there was this really sexy gravy boat… and I realized I was getting more turned on by this Gravy boat than I was Alex… I don't even eat gravy." She took Tori's coffee and took a sip, then pit it out because it had creamer and handed it back. "Then It hit me I was marrying this money… that was old and wrinkly because it is easier for me to do than to continue to survive in this fucking city. Look at me, I'm wearing white… I don't wear white. I hate white!"
She looked around the room and sighed. "So I didn't know where else to go and I know some of you live alone." The last she said looking at Trina. "I know Vega is happily married and whatever and I was hoping g I could stay with one of you.
"You didn't invite any of us to your wedding." Trina said.
"I was hoping that wouldn't be an issue." Jade stated. "Come on Please?"
In Trina's apartment Jade had gotten on the phone. "I can't marry you, I don't love you. It matters to me Alex!" Jade stated. Tori couldn't help but eavesdrop so she moved toward the fridge to get herself a beer. Jade continued her conversation with her ex. "I don't need your money, I can stay in the city with my friends."
she hung up, and totally regretted it. "Fuck I forgot to transfer some money into my account."
"You weren't going to steal from the man too were you?' Tori said.
"Hey if you need anything, I'm here." Beck said to Jade. "Robbie and Andre tour a lot. and we live across the hall."
Tori threw ta piece of paper at Becks head. then drew a line across her throat. Beck smirked he knew Tori had a thing for his ex.
"Oh please, as if I'd ever go there again." Jade said sitting down on the couch feeling a bit lightheaded from her decision.
Tori sat next to her awkwardly. "So Jade, what are you up to tonight?" wait what? she thought.
"I was supposed to be on a plain to Aruba right now." She said. "What the hell do you think Vega?"
"Oh right… you don't get to go on your honeymoon."
"Don't you have a husband to get home to?" Jade asked. Tori flinched.
"Yeah, I think I'll do that right now." She left.
"Tori, wait." Andre and beck followed her home.
The three of them sat in Tori's Living room. Tori was extra emotional and she always felt comfortable around her boys, more so than Cat or Trina. "Do you know how long it has been since I have been laid?" she said. "I should have known he wanted penis, he was always wanting me to stick a finger in it."
"Whoa." Beck said
"I'm 26 and I'm divorced!" Tori said. "You know what the scary part is, what if there is only one person for everyone out there. What if he is the only man for me? In which case there was only just one man for him."
"That doesn't make any sense," Andre said.
"Yeah That's like saying there is only one flavor of ice cream." Beck said. "You know what I say to that? Grab a spoon."
Tori whined, "now I don't know If I'm horny or hungry." she said. Andre laughed and wrapped an arm around his best friend. "I'm gonna grab a spoon man."
"Good girl." Andre said squeezing her once more.
A/N: What do you guys think? Let me know, should I add this to the rotation? Tell me what you think by clicking that little button below, don't just decide to follow and not tell me what you think because when you review it makes me happy, and when I 'm happy I write fan fiction. so do it! DO IT! I'm off to post the next chapter of My Boyfriend's mother too so talk to you soon. Till then, Much love!- S.K.
