Okay, so these are things that a lot of you call 'drabbles', and although I have no idea what that word means, I love it! I hope you all like this first story – it was my mum's idea so all credit goes to her. This will probably be updated whenever I have time – it is a low priority story and they are just little things to read whatever the mood. Some will be depressing, some funny, some annoying, and some that are just plain random!
Dedicated to Miss Harbottle, Miss Cribbin, Miss McGrath, Miss Todd, Miss Devaney, Mr Meldrum, Mr Walker, Mr Cowburn, Mr Rowett, Mr Moon, Mr Bamber, and anyone else in my life who are completely sick of the sight of me, but just can't seem to get rid of me to save their lives!
Soul search
Nye was so close. It had almost found a soul; It could feel it. And It had also obeyed It's new ground rules – to do it in a way to cause no pain and not kill It's patient.
Suddenly, the doors of the operating theatre slammed open, and a seventeen year old girl marched in. Her name was Valkyrie Cain. When she saw what Nye was doing, she stopped dead for a second, shock freezing her to the spot. But it was just for a second. She immediately strode over and started shouting.
"No, what are you doing? Stop it you revolting creature! It's no use looking for the soul, and what's more the whole process is disgusting! You should be ashamed Nye! Stop it right this instant, patch this poor person back up and-" She stopped, suddenly noticing who this 'poor person' actually was. "Actually, scrap that. Carry on! As you were! Give him hell!"
"Give who hell?" Said a velvet voice, as the owner of it lounged through the doors; with much more grace than his partner in crime, it had to be said.
"Have you seen who this is?" screeched Valkyrie, pointing down at the body lying on the examination table.
"No, who is it?"
"Derek Landy!" There was a pause.
"Ah." Murmured Skulduggery.
"I'm sorry, but does he know how long everyone has been waiting for this next book? It's just getting ridiculous! How long does it take to write a book?"
"Well, you see-" Mr Derek Landy himself had started to speak, but he was cut off by Valkyrie.
"Zip it Mister!"
"Well, you are quite right… the world does need more me, doesn't it?" Said Skulduggery a little absently. He seemed to recoil slightly under Valkyrie's dark glare.
"You stupidly egotistical Skeleton! Shut up for once in your none existent life!" She started to march towards him and Skulduggery Pleasant, very wisely, backed off through the doors to the lab. "Honestly I don't know why I put up with you!" Valkyrie chased him out the lab, still screaming abuse at him. "You're a complete fool and you have no right to go on and on about how amazing you are when quite frankly-" The sound of her voice stopped as the soundproof doors to the lab slammed shut. Nye shook It's head in exasperation.
"Now, where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?"
"You were in the middle of putting me back together and letting me go back to the book signing you kidnapped me from?" Tried Mr Landy.
"Nonsense." Replied Nye as it went straight back to work.
Okay, so I hope you liked this one, the next one should be just as funny as it's another of my Mum's idea's – I just put this down on paper and gave it more detail.
Keep reading,
ReaderMagnifique.
