A/N: this is my first FanFic so PLZ NO FLAMES! Most of this is random and retarded. Y'know, I'm just warning u here….I do not own Warriors, or Guitar Hero III or any of the songs that i might use.Im really really sorry if i copy one of you guys... R&R!
"Let all of Starclan gather here…yadda yadda yadda." Said Bluestar, who sounded extremely bored. Because everyone was playing Guitar Hero III, they ignored her. "EVERYBODY HERE NOW! OR YOU ALL LOSE YOUR COOKIE PRIVILEGES FOR A WEEK!" yowled Bluestar at the top of her lungs. All cats of Starclan dashed over to where Bluestar was standing, because no one wanted to lose their cookie privileges. Bluestar, being completely satisfied, smiled her little kitty smile and mewed, "Even though we promised the four Clans that all is peaceful now, we're getting bored." All the cats murmured agreements. "…So, we should decide on a new prophecy. Either that or we must make them do something TOTALLY unexpected."
"Sounds good to me."
"I guess, it's not like we have anything better to do."
"I like cheese!"
"Huh?" Everyone turned around to stare at Spottedleaf.
"Spottedleaf?"
"Yes, Bluestar?"
"Have you been taking your medication lately?"
"Oh darn it! Thanks for reminding me, Bluestar!" said Spottedleaf as she sprinted back to her den to take her medication.
"…Ok…so shall we create a new prophecy or make all cats do something stoopid?"
Yellowfang raised her paw.
"Yes, Yellowfang?"
"I think we should do BOTH!"
"Great idea, Yellowfang!" shouted Silverstream.
"Yeah! We should send them a prophecy…and make them do stoopid stuff!" cried Redtail.
"Okay, so does anyone object to this?"
No one said a word.
"So it is decided then! But now to decide the prophecies…"
"Hmm…how about 'Darkness, air, water and sky will come together and shake the forest to its roots," suggested Willowpelt.
"Nah."
"Why, Raggedstar?"
"I just don't know. That doesn't sound…right."
"Grr…You just try to come up with a better one!
Raggedstar had a look of triumph in his eyes. "I already have," he proudly declared. " 'Before there is peace, blood will spill blood and the lake will run red.'" Everyone stared at the proud warrior. "Uh…well…it's better than Willowpelt's ("Hey!")" replied Bluestar. "Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick MEEEEEEE!!!" Bluestar tilted her head to look at the source of the desperate shouts. "Okay, fine Spottedleaf, tell the clan what u have to say…"
"Okay! Okay…here it is… 'Be aware, be cautious, be careful, or LIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEES will take over your homes!"
And it went on and on and on and on like that until Lionheart rawred (yes rawred, not roared) "QUIET!" When they still wouldn't shut up, he said, just above a whisper, "Listen to me…or I will take away your Guitar Hero III." Like magic, the crowd shut up. "Okay, that's better," he sighed. "Now Whitestorm here has a GOOD prophecy, that I think you will all like it."
"Okay…'All shall be trained, as all will soon teach, but life will change as we know it.'"
"Um…it has the 'everyone is all confused' thing…but what does it mean?" said Bluestar. Whitestorm grinned slyly and replied, "It means they all have to go to school."
