"SPARKS!" Screamed the angry Pureblood Draco Malfoy across the Great Hall, effectively silencing everyone at dinner.
Harry Potter looked up from his dinner at his American Muggleborn friend, who was suspiciously giggling with the Weasley twins. "What did you three do this time?"
Amy managed to stop giggling long enough to answer her famous friend. "We set up a rig so that when he stepped out his dorm he was showered in a ton of glitter!" Sure enough, as Malfoy stalked across the hall, his platinum hair and black robe was covered in eye catching pink glitter.
Amy stood up from the Gryffindor table and met him halfway. "Why Malfoy! I'm loving the new look you look absolutely fabulous!"
"I know this was the work of you and those Weasley twins! You are always pulling pranks with those blood traitors! You filthy Mudblood!" If the Great Hall had been silent before, it was as loud as a quidditch game compared to the silence that fell after the insult had been shouted.
McGonagall stood up to defend her student when, suddenly, Amy Sparks calmly stepped forward.
Amy licked her hand, and smeared the saliva all over the now horrified Draco Malfoy's face. Then she sang "you got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place!"
At the words Harry grinned, along with other muggle borns and half bloods all over the hall. And it began. STOMP STOMP CLAP STOMP STOMP CLAP STOMP STOMP CLAP STOMP STOMP CLAP! And all the muggle borns and half bloods began to sing:
"BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY, MAKE BIG NOISE PLAYIN IN THE STREET GONNA BE A MAN SOME DAY YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE YOU BIG DISGRACE KICKIN YOUR CAN ALL OVER THE PLACE
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU! WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!
BUDDY YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN HARD MAN SHOUTIN IN THE STREET GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD SOME DAY YOU GOT BLOOD ON YOUR FACE YOU BIG DISGRACE WAVIN YOUR BANNER ALL OVER THE PLACE!
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU! WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!"
Then it was only Amy chanting:
"Buddy you're an old man poor
Pleadin with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got MudBlood on your face, you big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place!"
Then everyone once more took up the chant: "WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU! WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!"
The Purebloods cowered together looking on in confusion and horror. Was this some spell? Was she cursing him?! Why were the teachers doing anything?!
Up at the staff table confusion ran wild. Most of the teachers were pureblood and as such clueless as to what was happening. McGonagall looked on, first in relief, as Dumbledore stood up. 'Finally, an end to this nonsense!' That relief, though, quickly turned to shock and horror as the honored headmaster took out his wand and began to conduct the chanting students!
Horror was no stranger to the unfortunate teachers seated next to Severus Snape either. While the Potions Master was lost in memories of his dear Lily teaching him the very song the students were going wild with, the teachers surrounding him shrank away in terror, because unbeknownst to the dreaded morose professor, he had started to hum along. The teachers couldn't even imagine the terrifying Slytherin Head laughing, let alone humming! Along with the students no less!
At the Hufflepuff table, confusion ruled supreme. As Pureblood Cedric Diggory, currently surrounded by Pureblood friends, had started to take up the stomping and clapping. When his friends looked at him in confusion, mouths agap and eyebrows rising, he merely shrugged his shoulders. "What? It's catchy!"
And after that day, Malfoy never shouted across the Great Hall ever again
