PROLOG

in urder to undertand my stoy first u need 2 kno hw it came cam 2 b. C dur was dis ol guy 1 tim n he hd lots of toiz in his bakyard. Wel this is wen I cum in. He had 3 pokmon n he askd if i wantd 1 cuz he was gon die cuz i told him if he didt giv one soon me two i would kill him. Well neway, he said he culd only giv me 1 but i sad "NO I NEED 2 HAVE ALL OF THEM OR ELSE I WILL KILL U AND U BETTER KNO I'M SERIUS ABT THIS!' Ten i had all of dem in my party but my scren was dark cuz i had only a old gamboy not a ne one wit the baklite and stuff that makes thm rely cool. neway i was there and he got his sun 2 cum in and his sun was lyke "I NEED 2 CHALGE U 2 A MACH SO I CAN BE BEST OF US" and i said "OK" and he strted 2 throw his pkeman but I jus shot him. I took his pkemanz bt den his dad was like NO WAY U NEED THEM FOR MYSLF but i then said that he culd'nt so I left. Also my name is TironeBlackJillerd420 and I am the pkemon master.

Chaper 1

my boiz were cumming from the new aprtment buiding the wit ppl made 4 us cuz there dum. My pkemon were slepin but i said no cuz they had things 2 do 2da amnd now i have 2 see my grl cuz she keps texking me abt stupd shit like how she luvs me and wen our bby is gun be due cuz i don even thnk da bb is mine. my dad was un jury springa and jhe told my dad that the bby wasnt his cuz ma dad used ma moms blud or somfin like dat but i dagrezz. neyway i throo mi pokeybawl and my lvl 344 hoo ooh pooped out an flhoo m3 2 my gurl.

my gurl nam b shaneekwa jones oprah winfree queen lateefa. she got da biggyst bootay in all da getto. i tappped dat. all nyt. das rite. ;];];];];] shee hatyz wen i play pkmonz ciz she say das kidz stuff but i disgree cuz she jus jeluz cuz she thiznks dat i cheet on hur wif mai jynx bcz shes a hawt balakc bich.

i floo up on her hous on mi hoo wahhoh an told him 2 sakred fir hur. he did. dat waz dee end of shaneekwa an mi bb. hoorayz i kan pla pkmn awl i wnt nao.

Chapter 1

S my fren was hungr 4 food rite? n i wuz lik no no no i dun have no food s0 i shot him 2 mak food but he didnt like that much, but nyway i was wakin with goku and he is my dad cuz my dad is the best and there is no way that he cant be the best. neway i wuz trin 2 go suprsain to my ho cuz i lik 2 sai thngs 2 ppl alot. n he was like no, oh yah im not gay or nuthin but i jus lik sum cok nao and den cuz i ned sumn tim awy from da girlz cuz their crasy.

Chapter 1

i hav no clo wi i was hungry cuz i jus ate ot my grlz cunt wit my tef be4 she did we did it 4 timz a dai now it is unly a fe minutz bef4 wr fukn a gn. and dan dur was nbo e to go to and i was hrny for mnyh and itre hadnt cum yayt.