SOLID SNAKE VS LIQUID SNAKE REAL BATTLE
OK GUYS I FOUND OUT A SECRET GLITCH TO GET THIS CUTSCENE TO ACTIVATE. YOU HAVE TO PUSH CIRCLE SQUARE TRIANGLE UP DOWN UP LEFT DOWN RIGHT UP UP TRIANGLE SELECT THEN TYPE IN CODE FREQUENCY 125.78 WHEN YOU BATTLE LIQUID AND THEN THIS SCENE PLAYS.
"So brother, we are clones, you and I, of the Big Boss." Said Liquid Snake Britfagly. "Huh? Clones?" Solid Snake asked. "Yes, like I said, we are clones." Replied Liquid Snake again. "Huh? Clones?" Asked Solid Snake. "YES. I SAID THAT ALREADY." Angrily replied Liquid Snake. "Metal Gear?" Asked Solid Snake. Liquid Snake had a polygon expression and immediately ripped off Solid Snake's shirt and twisted his nipples. Solid Snake screeeeeched and fell over. "You see, idiot brother-clone, with this Metal Gear Rex, the world is MINE!" Liquid Snake Britly cackled. "Huh? How did you afford this Metal Gear?" Solid Snake asked. "Oh, well, I haven't bought it from Ocelot yet, but I am today." Liquid Snake scoffed. "Uhuh. Can you afford a Metal Gear this expensive?" Asked Solid Snake. "Pff. Uh, duh, of course I can you simpering simpleton." Britted Liquid Snake. "Really? Well then, I guess you won't panic when I tell you that I called Suze Orman to test that theory." Smirked Solid Snake. "Wh...what?" Liquid Snake started to sweat. Solid Snake picked up his phone and handed it to Liquid Snake. "H...hello?" Asked Liquid Snake. "Hi Liquid, this is Suze Orman on the CAN I Afford It segment of the Suze Orman show! What do you want to buy?" Suze asked. "Uh...Metal Gear Rex..." Replied Liquid Snake. "Uhuh, and what does this 'Metal Gear Rex' cost?" Suze asked. "Uh..like 300 billion dollars..." Replied Liquid Snake. "300 billion dollars? Boyfriend, show me the money!" Suze beckoned. "Um, well, I have 400k savings, 100m retirement, and 300b liquid, and only one mortgage on Nuclear Testing Facility financed 3.2% APR." Liquid Snake revealed. "Ah, ok, and how do you intend to pay for this, Liquid?" Suze asked. "Well, I'd use my liquid for 300m that should pay for it..." Liquid Snake was cut off by Suze, "DENIED! You are too young, you do not have enough money in your retirement fund, and you do not have enough emergency funds to support yourself. Your liquid just isn't enough, Liquid Snake." Suze hung up. Liquid Snake had so many emotions running through his mind that he did not know what to do, or what to say, after being denied by Suze Orman. "So...what did she say?" Solid Snake laughed. "Sh..shut up! I've still got pride! I've still got power!" Liquid Snake yelled. "Huh. Looks to me like your liquidity just couldn't cut it." Rofled Solid Snake, trying to make a funny. Liquid Snake then punched Solid Snake in the face and admired his chiseled bod. "You wanna see my snake?" Seducted Liquid Snake. "Uh, would fucking you be considered gay...or masturbation?" Asked Solid Snake. Liquid Snake shrugged and they began buttsecksing each other...
"OTACON! What are you doing?!" Yelled Solid Snake as he approached a very well drawn Yaoi picture by Otacon of Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. "Uh...nothing..." Otacon hid his yaoi and pretended to do more work on elevators. "Whatever." Scoffed Solid Snake and he did Solid Snakey things.
