A simple one-shot, but seriously, how has no one noticed this?!


"You know. I was thinking ..."

"That's a dangerous pastime, Kurosaki."

"Shut up! As I was saying, I was thinking, isn't Aizen's zanpakuto ability like a real life photoshop?"

"What?"

"You heard me, his zanpkuto is like photoshop."

"Photoshop?"

" Photoshop. You know, like for computers?"

"And what, pray tell, led you to this conclusion?"

"Well, when you think about it, he takes whatever image you have in front of you and adds or subtracts things from it. Or he puts something else there. You can do all of that to a picture with photoshop."

"But he messes with all your senses, not just the visuals."

"That's why I said it was like a real life photoshop, because he can do it to all your senses to fool you, just like a good photoshop picture."

"Ummmmm. Okaaaay. Wait, do you think he knows this?"

"Probably not. I doubt he knows what photoshop is. Can you imagine his face if we told him that a bunch of humans use a digital version of his abilities?"

"That'd be priceless. If we ever see him again, we should tell him."


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