Hunger Games Parody

I hope you enjoy, it's really disturbing but hilarious! xD DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T GET THE HUNGER GAMES.

"Prim, you're my sister, you won't get picked" said Fatniss.

"Of course sister" said her little sister Prim.

Suddenly a giant fat lady in pink that looked like a horse jumped onto the stage.

"Ladies and Gentlemen," she fell and started having a seizure on the ground. Foam started coming out of her mouth like a baby drooling. "The," she slurred while shaking more violently. "74th Hunger Games" said the lady now being rushed into the hospital. "Maybe no one will be picked now." said the retarded older sister Fatniss. "Whatever you think Fatniss." said Prim disgusted by her sister. Slowly a 80 year-old man named Haymitch walked up to the stage and started singing 'I'm bringing sexy back' while doing the dougie. "Okay, I know you all love me, very much, but it's time to announce the lady of the games." said Haymitch. He reached his hand in a small box and read 'Primrose Everdeen.' Fatniss started to shake her hands and wack people in the head while trying to shimmy to the stage. "Me, me, I'm Primrose." Said Fatniss. "No, this is sweet heart." Said Haymitch pointing to Prim. "Oh, I volunteer." Said Fatniss smiling with snot coming out of her nose. "Sister, thank you. Your, going to die anyways." Said Prim, nodding. Fatniss stood up and shouted 'I volunteered' waving her hand everywhere and slapping people across the face. "Later sis, I'm going to tell mom your going to die, she'll be so proud of me! Then I'm going to sleep with Gale's brother Rory." said Prim, smiling. "Okay, Prim." Said Fatniss. Then Haymitch announced the second tribute, Peeta Mellark, The hottest boy in the district. Then Fatniss had a flashback when Fatniss tried attacking Peeta.

Flashback:

She lunged toward him grabbing his ankle's he screamed like a girl. She bit his hand and he wacked her with his left over bread. Fatniss was left lying alone in the mud with a piece of bread the boy dropped defending himself against her.

End of Flashback:

"Peeta bread, I know him!" said Fatniss pointing. "Help me! You can't leave me alone with that thing!" Shouted Peeta over the crowd. Some kid pushed Peeta onto the stage and Fatniss ran to him and picked him up. "Oh Peeta, thank you for the bread, I never had a chance to say thank you." Said Fatniss biting him. "Hey! I'm not actually bread!" Said Peeta as he ran off the stage with Fatniss chasing behind him.