This was originally supposed to be a quick smut-fic. Then while writing it an actual plot developed. And what started as porny one shot is now a plotty multi-chapter fic. So come for the porn! Stay for the Plot!
Thor had long since felt a bond with Midgard. The first time he had visited the realm in his youth had been an incredible experience. He felt stronger, faster, invincible. Just being there had filled him with such an amazing strength that he had wondered if he was actually The God of Earth, as well as The God of Thunder. When he had asked Odin if that was true, Odin had told him he was ridiculous and told him to never speak of it again.
Obviously he ignored him and went to his mother. Frigga was one of the Vanir, in many ways she was more knowledgeable and insightful than his father. She could help him. When he asked her, Thor had seen a flash of pain spread across her face. She also told him no, held him close, told him she loved him and sent him on his way. As Thor left her chambers he could see her eyes start to well up. He made a vow that day to never ask her about his relationship with Midgard again, he didn't want to ever hurt his mother. But it still didn't quash his curiosity.
As the centuries passed, Thor made frequent trips to Earth. At first, when the people of the Northern Lands prayed for his help. And then as the old ways died off he travelled to other lands. He discovered many cultures, interacted with fascinating people, and may have accidentally influenced a few legends. His bond with Midgard never easing.
Long after the Norse people had forgotten their Gods and accepted a new religion, Thor returned to that land. He had always felt a draw to that part of Earth. He had always thought it was because his pantheon had ruled over that land, but none of the other Asgardians felt the same way. Loki in particular had always felt there were far more interesting parts of Midgard. He had always liked the barren, snow-covered landmass in the southern hemisphere. But this was Thor's place, and he wanted to know why.
He remembered once, on a diplomatic trip to Alfheim, the Light Elves had told him of a trick they use. Being a very sexually active race (Thor had bedded many, many maidens), they had many beliefs about sexuality. One of them (Leyar, Thor remembered her very well) had told him that after the act of physical love, they believed the mind was cleared and free. Many of their greatest discoveries, works of art, and political decisions came directly after sex. Thor thought this had sounded a little ridiculous, but he was much more brash and well, ...stupid, in his youth. But now he was determined to find out why he was so obsessed with Midgard, and was willing to try anything.
He looked around him, he was in a small clearing in a large forest, no one anywhere near him. He would prefer to this with a woman, but the new religion spreading across the world strictly forbade a lady to engage in sexual activity unless she was married. Thor would have to this alone. He undid the fastenings of his armour just enough to pull his member out. Stroking himself to completion (he wanted to do this as fast as possible) he came with a small shudder, messing his hand a little.
'Well, not my best orgasm' he thought. He waited. And waited, and nothing. He felt no differently, no great ideas or knowledge coming to him. Well he would just have to try again, praising his godly stamina and quick refraction period. He started tugging again to get himself hard.
"Brother, what the Hel are you doing?"
Thor paled, then followed the voice to where Loki was leaning against a tree a few feet away, and looking slightly amused.
"Please tell me you did not come all the way to Midgard just to relieve yourself in the woods."
Thor tucked his semi-erect cock back into his trousers. "Go away Loki." He said.
"Not until you tell me what you're doing." Asked Loki.
Thor, annoyed, replied, "None of your business, what are you even doing here?"
Loki rolled his eyes, "Mother wants to reupholster Father's throne, saying it hasn't been done in centuries, he is complaining, saying it's fine. The arguing has been going on for days, I needed to get away before they dragged me into it, so I tracked you down to warn you as well. Now tell me what you're doing."
"You know what I was doing, Loki.". Thor said angrily.
Loki sniggered, " Yes, but why? I know the people on Earth are much more prudish than they used to be, but surely you could have found someone to show your hammer to."
Thor growled at him.
"So tell me brother, why here?"
Thor considered him, no way would Loki let this drop. He'd pester him, tease him and refuse to let Thor get on with it unless he knew. Loki had never been very good with boundaries.
He slumped his shoulders in defeat. "If you must know, I'm trying to find something out."
"How to extend how long you can last in bed? I noticed you to seemed to go alarmingly fast a few minutes ago." Loki said, giggling. "Stamina, dear brother. I never realised you had a problem with it all these years."
Thor growled at him again.
"Sorry, continue." Said Loki, trying to keep a straight face.
"I think I have a connection to Midgard, but neither mother nor father will confirm it. I was trying to use a technique the Elves taught me."
"Ah yes," Loki said as it dawned on him, "The Etter Sex Klarhet technique."
Thor looked puzzled, "You've heard of it?"
Loki feigned shock and outrage, "I am the most powerful sorcerer in the nine realms!"
"Well, technically Father is -"
Loki cut him off and spoke more forcefully, "I AM THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER IN THE NINE REALMS!"
This time it was Thors turn to giggle.
Loki continued, "Of course I have heard of it. And you were doing it all wrong."
"I was?" Thor enquired. "How?"
"For starters," Loki began, "You weren't enjoying it. The Elves are a very sexually centred people. Lovemaking isn't a chore, it is something to be cherished. Most Elves aspire to be better at sex.
"So I'll guide you.". He finished.
"Loki, don't be ridiculous, you are not talking me through masturbation. Leave, I can do it myself."
Loki rolled his eyes again. "Thor, your magical talents have always been somewhat lacking, you need my help. And also, I too have always been curious why this realm agrees with you so much. I want to find out why. So. Strip."
"Excuse me?"
"Don't be such a prude, I have seen you naked many times before."
"Not like this...". Thor trailed off. He couldn't believe he was agreeing to this. But he probably would need Loki's help. Resigned to his fate he began removing his clothes, pointedly not looking at Loki while he did so, this did not need to get weirder.
When he was fully bare he chanced a look at Loki, only to find his brother smirking at him.
"What now?" Thor asked.
"Just start working yourself up, but take your time, enjoy it."
Thor closed his eyes and began pulling at his member, trying to imagine any other scenario than this one. He tugged and tugged, and even after a few minutes, was still completely flaccid. This was just too weird from him.
"Need some help getting it up?" Said a female voice.
Thor turned to Loki to find he had taken the form of a very attractive woman. A very attractive naked woman. One hand gently massaging her rather large breasts, the other moving down her stomach to reach her...
"Loki stop that! Not helping!". Pleasuring himself with his brother was strange. Pleasuring himself to his brother (no matter what form he took) just seemed wrong.
Loki changed back and began smirking again. Thor ignored him and tried to get back to the task at hand. He eventually did start to get hard and began working himself. He cupped one hand on his balls, rolling them in his fingers as the other gripped his cock. Stroking, Thor fought hard to keep it as pleasurable as possible.
His hand slowly ran up and down his dick. His fingers occasionally rubbing circles around the tip, spreading the pre-cum already beginning to leak along his length using to slick it up. He brought his other to the base of his cock and held it out and used the other one to stroke it.
"Whenever you feel yourself getting close, start to use your natural magical abilities, tie them into your orgasm." Loki said from the side.
Thor let go of his cock and looked to Loki, pretending not to notice that his brother was openly staring at his dick. "Loki! I am the God of Thunder, my natural magical abilities can get very destructive."
"Just trust me, brother".
Thor didn't like the way he said that last word, slowly, maybe even seductively. Thor noticed that Loki also appeared to be sporting an erection of his own, bulging in his trousers.
He closed his eyes again, tried to picture a beautiful woman sucking him as he stroked. But all he could picture was Loki's female form, and he felt fine with that. Her hand deftly working in her wet folds, her mouth wrapped around his dick. Thor's hand buried in her hair as he guided her head, his head, ...Loki's head. Loki's mouth on him, Loki stroking himself.
Thor was confused. But Thor was horny, and harder than he'd been in ages. He was already beginning to feel that wonderful heat spread through him He glanced over to Loki again at the side to see that he was still staring intently at Thor's dick. He had pressed a hand to his own crotch.
Loki was getting off on this. Thor realised.
Loki was getting off on Thor getting off. Thor was getting off on Loki getting off at Thor getting off!
Thor was still very very confused, and he didn't care. He was definitely enjoying this. Thor looked to him again and saw that he had pulled out his own cock and was stroking it in time to Thor's movements.
They caught each others eyes as their hands pumped in unison. Thor saw lust and desire in those eyes, and something else he wasn't sure of. He looked to Loki's dick again. It was ...nice? Thor had never thought of a penis as nice before, but Loki's definitely qualified. He'd never seen it hard before, it wasn't as wide as his own, but it was slightly longer. Thor wondered what it felt like. Thor wondered what it tasted like.
Wait, what? Thor didn't like men. Thor didn't like penises, apart from his own. He had heard rumours Loki had been with men before. Thor hadn't confronted Loki on those rumours, because it wasn't his place to judge. People should be able to fuck who they want to fuck.
And suddenly he was picturing Loki being fucked by a man. A muscular, blonde, faceless man. His brother screaming for more as the stranger ploughed into him.
His brother...
Yup, more confusion, more staring at Loki, more pleasure seeping through his bones. He was close. He and Loki were openly staring at each other now, not even trying to hide it. Loki's armour and clothing started to glow and fade away, and suddenly Loki was completely naked.
Loki was completely naked.
Thor had seen Loki without any clothing literally thousands of times. But he never noticed his body before. His chest wasn't as large as Thor's, but there was a nice muscle definition on it. Thor watched as a bead of sweat ran down from his neck, along his stomach and onto his crotch, where he was pumping away steadily. The head of his cock glistening with sweat and precum.
Thor was close, very close. He tried to remember what Loki had said. 'Embrace the magic'. Thor closed his eyes again and tapped into his inner energies. He tried to focus and tie them into his pleasure. He could feel them mixing together. Shudders ripped through his body as he got closer to finishing. He moaned heavily under these new, strange sensations. He could feel rain on his skin and looked to the sky to see dark clouds forming, he heard rumbling in the distance.
Magic and pleasure coursed through his veins so much that he could actually feel himself glowing. The clouds lit up, the rumbling grew louder, the rain grew heavier, the very air around them crackled with energy. He could hear Loki panting and moaning, he could sense his hand, both their hands moving furiously along their cocks. It overwhelmed him. He had never felt anything so intense, so incredible.
He came with a yell. His body felt like it was exploding as his seed shot from him. Dozens of lightning bolts rained down from the sky to surround him. He tried to warn Loki but couldn't. He had lost control of his body as it continued to writhe and shudder. Everything was noise, and light, and pain, and overwhelming pleasure...
...and then black.
Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking either. Bizarre concept or what? Apologies for any typos I missed. Chapter two will be up tomorrow.
