author's note: i kno his name's battler but battora is actually his name. the subs are bakas and dun kno wat they're talkin about. :|
and then a woman with cowtits came out. and said "ahahahaha, yes it was me!, i killed them, BATTORA USHIROOOOOOMIYAAAAAAAAAAAA"
and battora-kun is liek "how dare u..."
and the witch is liek "oh just call me, Beato-chan, k?" ;D
battora-kun took a closer look at her and then said "heeeeey ur pretty secksy, beato-chan"
"oh you~ stop it" said beato-chan
"o bby, 4get 'bout these ded ppl, let's go hav sexy tiems" battora said.
"only if you'll be my kago"
author's note: kago means "furnture"
and then they had sexy tiems and battora became teh head of teh ushiromya family and married beato-chan and they had 20 kids togther.
THE END.
i hope u enjoyed my fic, dess~ =^_^=
