Chapter 1

Hi! My name is Gwyndithia Theodosia Marithia Susanah Saffron Seawater Night Death Pinfeather Pepperment Lightning Storm Bird Tree Rock Dirt Smith-Jones Long but my friends call me Gwynditzy.

1 day I was waking along and I saw my refection I had beautiful purple and pink eyes and skin so tan it was almost burnt. I had white hair with natural highlights all the way to my hips, which were curvy but not too curvy.

Then I saw this guy and omg he was a minotaur. My friend yelled "Gwynditzy, catch!" and threw me a hairclip. I put it in my hair.

"Gasp!" I gasped. All a sudden I was wearing white leather jeans and a black tank top and seven-inch-tall hot pink high heels and my nails had been manicured. I gasped in surprise. I looked so hotttt!

My friend said "Gwynditzy, catch again!" and threw me a pack of cards. They turned into…

CLIFFHANGER!

Just kidding. They turned into… an iPhone! I put it in my eardrums and started playing Evanescence. Then I played Nickleback. Then I played Barney songs.

My frend said "Gwynditzy, catch!" and threw me a pen (a/n: just like Percy!) and it turned into a sword and I stabbed the minotaur with it. He roared and then he was dead.

Chapter 2

I went to Camp Demigod where we played Capture the Flag, but no one wanted me on there team cuz I didn't have a godly parent. I was so sad! They were so mean! I went and listened to played Metallica. And I put on a pink camp demigod T-shirt and white leather jeans and highheeled boots, but first I slashed the T-shirt all over so U could see my skin and stuff through it. I put on hot pink mascara and cried (a/n cuz I was all sad, see?) so it all ran down my face.

All of a sudden I looked up and there was a trident and a skull and a lightning bolt there!

Charon said, "All hail Gwyndithia Marithia Susanah Theodosia Safronn Ocean Night Death Pinfeather Pepperment Lightning Strum Bird Tree Rock Dirt Long, daughter of Poseidon, Hades, and Zeuf!"

I got to live in 3 cabbins! Yay!

I was happy now so I went and put on old green I mean greek armor and under it I put on white tights and a pink leotard and fluffy tutu an I put my hair in a big pink bow. And I struck fear in the hearts of mine enemies. (a/n like I will strike fear in your hearts if U flame me!)

Chapter 3

Everybody loved me cuz I was so pretty, but I knew I was really hideously ugly, cuz I was naturally modest and unassuming.

"Gwynditzy, u r so pretty," said Nico and he gave me all his marsmallows. "You are the best big sister ever"

Percy thought I was hotttt! He shaved his head in the letters "Gwyndithia Theodosia Marithia Susanah Saffron Seawater Night Death Pinfeather Pepperment Lightning Storm Bird Tree Rock Dirt Smith-Jones Long, ze love of my life" but he had to make them really tiny. (a/n Perci is NOT OOC he always acts like this and if u think Im wrong U r a very dum dum person)

Jason thought I was hotttt too, but he was in a different series so everyone ignored him.

I put on a short skirt and ten-inch high heels and did my hair up all nice in a green wig and put on white makeup and a red rubber nose. And I saved the world.

Elipogeu

Everyone loved me even more then and i married Percy and Anabeth and Rachael were so jealous :)! The End.

Thank you. I'm Pinfeather and this has been an affectionate parody of the many—

Do NUT listen to her she is NOTS!

I'm sorry, please ignore Gwynditzy here—

This is a GREAT story and U R not 1 of my friends so u cannot call me Gwynditsie!

Oh, I'm sorry, Gwyndithia Theodosia Marithia Susanah Saffron Seawater Night Death Pinfeather Pepperment Lightning Something Something Blah Blah Pretentious Smith-Jones Long.

Do not make fun of me! I blast U with my amazing powers! Blakrhiaphaffster!

Oh boy . . .

That's right! Cower before my mite!

I feel like Victor Frankenstein.

YEAH because U are an UGLY MONSTER!

You know what? I'm ending the story. Right here. Right—

DON'T U DARE

I'll do it.

NOOOO—

The End.

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The END.

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. . .

Much better.