That Overlord Kel. He makes me angry. Angry beyond measure. And anger and frustration are things i do not know of.. I do not travel between contenants and contries. I travel between worlds, galaxies, universes, dimensions. I knew him from before he became a hotshot dictator of worlds... I remember that day perfectly...
I was walking home from school that day with Kel.
Me: Hey Kel! Whats up? I was thinking that you would like to come over later.
Kel: I have to clean my room. And besides you aren't all that popular. If I was seen with you, I would become just like you. Now beat it before someone sees you with me.
Me: ... Fine
Kel walked away from more than just me. He walked away from the power that he would soon recieve. I stayed in the same spot for a while. Then i walked home. When I got home I decided to go up to my room and play some PS2. When I was up in my room, my sister was playing Smugler's Run on it. I chased her off but she spilled some Sunkist on it. "GRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHH," I yelled. She ran away. I quickly got a rag from the kitchen and began cleaning my PS2. "Oh Neroy Y'd you go and die?" I named my PS2 Neroy for no reason at all. I replugged him in and turned Neroy on. 5 seconds and a blue screen came on my old TV. "Huh???" I was so shocked i jumped when i heard a voice. The voice said this, "Master for ressurecting me i will give you 3 wishes." Smoke filled the room and it smelled horrible. I was gagging. "I wish... that I could go into the future several years but first. Who are you?" I asked. "2 wishes left." the voice asked impatiently. Hmph. Fine then. "Hmmm... I wish for every single thing that Kel has reccently recieved. And I wish that I would be able to go to where he is so I can get revenge." Okay so maybe thats not exactly what i said but who cares?
The next thing i knew I was in Spira after Sin was defeated apparently by Kel. I had AWESOME powers. And a talking sword named Shemaglig.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I don't care about how this happened or why but this is excellent.
Overlord Kel better be watching his back. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
