AN. Okay, okay, I know almost everyone does one of these—where you write about your besties meeting the Twilight characters...well, this adds to the pile! My POV first:

Alyssa's POV:

"Well, that concludes our show! You know what show?" I asked the camera, that me and one of my best friends, Cammie, did every Saturday after the game.

"The Aly and Cammie show!" Cammie screamed into her camcorder she had gotten for her birthday just to post this crap on YouTube.

"Yup! Bye!" I said to the camera, then shut it off. I turned to face Cammie.

"That was one heck of a show, babe," I complimented her.

"Ah, thanks I know!" she said. I went over to my laptop, turned it on, signed into my YouTube account, and uploaded the video.

"I'm gonna go change into my pajamas," I told Cammie. I went to my bathroom, pajamas in hand. Once my pajamas were on, I went back to my room to find Cammie still in her cheering uniform. I threw my uniform in the hamper. I walked up to Cammie and she just stood there with a slight smile on her face, her brown eyes were glassy and out of focus. I yanked on the back of her ponytail pulling at her dark hair. That snapped her out of her reverie.

"What was that for?" she screamed at me.

"To get your attention, smart one," I snapped back.

"Ugh, I was daydreaming about Edward until you interrupted me," she complained.

"Rawr," I said and made my hand like a claw, and pawed at her.

"Grr," she growled back. We both laughed. I grabbed my laptop and signed onto YouTube again. We started watching other Twilight spoofs. That's where our inspiration came from. We made both the "Aly and Cammie Show" and Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn spoofs as well. I got tired of YouTube for the moment, so I made a new tab and went to Google Images I typed in "Jackson Rathbone" and sifted though the pictures and sighed. I am so Team Jasper. One of my friends at school addresses me as Mrs. Hale. Cammie is Team Switzerland. Little fart, I hate Jacob. He's such a jerk. And I don't like Nessie either. One time I had let it slip to Cammie, that I didn't like Renesmee. She nearly strangled me. One of my other best friends—Kendra—Is Team Emmett. She loves Emmett, and she hasn't even read the books. She was going to read them, but our evil math teacher, Mrs. Dixon, said that she didn't ever want to see those books again. Just because they "were about vampires." When I told my dad about it he said, "If they were about cheeseburgers she wouldn't mind you reading it." I was weak off that, because Mrs. Dixon is fat. But still it really sucked that we couldn't bring the Twilight books to school, because one, I read them during Study Hall instead of doing my homework. And two, because one of my best guy friends, Caleb, wanted to read them. Don't ask. Yeah, my friends are weird, but I love 'em anyways!

My phone started singing Fences by Paramore. I grabbed it, the screen read "One new text message from Kendra" I pressed the button that would open the message.

Hey grl, how's it goin?

I slid open the message board and typed my message back.

Oh, it's definitely going, Homes! Haha,hey ask your mom if she can drop you off at my place!

I ran to my door and yelled out, "Momma, can Kendra come over?"

My mom yelled back "Sure," from downstairs. I turned back at sat Indian-style on my carpet as Cammie asked, "Kendra's coming over?"

"Most likely," I said. Just then my phone started ringing again.

I'm on my way!

"Yeah, she's coming," I said to Cammie.

***

When Kendra got here, we were in my room dancing to Kendra's iPod. Then an awesome idea struck me. Prank calls!

"Okay, let's prank call people!" I said, excitedly.

They were just as enthusiastic. Kendra handed me her cell phone I pressed star 67 and then pressed a lot of random numbers. It ran twice before a velvet voice answered, "Hello?"

"Hey Muffin-puffs! How was your day today?" I asked, barely succeeding in holding back the giggles.

"Um, fine, uh, who is this?" the velvet dude asked. "I like his voice," I mouthed to the girls. They clamped there hands over there mouths so they wouldn't give in to the laughter.

"Who am I?" I asked, my voice full of false surprise. "Don't ask silly questions! It's Bonquisha from 7th grade Home Ec! What did you get Amnesia or something?"

I was in seventh grade and we didn't have Home Ec, that was completely off the wall random. Like me!

"Well, I just called to let you know," I continued, "that for the chicken salad recipe, it's ¼ cup of mayonnaise, not 1/3."

"Look, I know this is a prank call," velvet dude said. I cursed in my head. Cammie grabbed the phone. And said to him, "Okay, listen up buddy, you may know that this is a prank call, but would it kill you to play along?!" she screamed. But before he had time to answer, Cammie yelled, "I'M A SHANK YOU!"

Me and Kendra started cracking up.

"Who are you?" velvet dude asked, irritated. Kendra grabbed the phone and said in a really good imitation of Wendy Williams, "I'm Wendy, how you doing?"

Me and Cammie laughed really hard.

"Uh," velvet dude said, "Um, look I'll tell you who I am, if you tell me who you are," he offered. I snatched the cell phone from Kendra.

"I already know who you are Muffin-puffs, and you know I'm Bonquisha!"

Awkward silence. Seriously I'm hearing crickets.

"And I'm...Medea!" Cammie yelled.

Velvet dude groaned.

"Jasper!" I heard a high-pitched voice, squeal in the background.

"Wait wait wait! Hold up! Back it up! Rewind!" I gasped. "Did someone just say Jasper?!"

"Uh, yeah, why?"

"Have you ever heard of a little something called, Twilight?"

"No,"

Me and Cammie both yelled, "You suck!"

"Well, I've got time to kill, what's Twilight?" velvet dude asked.

"It's the most amazing book in the world! It's written by Stephenie Meyer, the greatest author in the world! Well, no, she ties with J.K. but other than that...yeah," I said.

"Well what's it about?"

"It's a romance novel about vampires!" Cammie said excitedly.

Kendra picked that moment to go "Dun, dun, duh!"

I laughed.

Velvet dude mutters something like, "Well, that's ironic."

Huh?

"Hey, well you and I both know that you know that this is a prank call. So...what's your name?" I asked him.

"Edward."

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, well there's more to come! So, yeah, yup, sure, well, uh-huh!

Yeah, hope you liked it!

Uh, bye!

~Alyssa!