Don't ask. Just don't. I have no clue where this came from... But hopefully it'll cheer everyone up!
JASON: yo bro, whatcha doing?
PERCY: nothin' bro, just admiring that hot girl over there *points to Annabeth*
Annabeth: You dare! I order your head to be chopped off for such disrespect! Frank!
Frank: yes Princess. *chops Percy's head off*
Nico: no! My love!
PERCY: Nico... I love you. JK, no I don't. I love Jason better. I hate you Nico! You let her kill me!
Nico, Annabeth, Frank: wait, aren't you supposed to be dead?
PERCY: I just wanted to make it more dramatic. Fine I'll die. Meanie- butts.
JASON: *comes back from food truck* hey! Wait, what's going on here?
