Don't ask. Just don't. I have no clue where this came from... But hopefully it'll cheer everyone up!

JASON: yo bro, whatcha doing?

PERCY: nothin' bro, just admiring that hot girl over there *points to Annabeth*

Annabeth: You dare! I order your head to be chopped off for such disrespect! Frank!

Frank: yes Princess. *chops Percy's head off*

Nico: no! My love!

PERCY: Nico... I love you. JK, no I don't. I love Jason better. I hate you Nico! You let her kill me!

Nico, Annabeth, Frank: wait, aren't you supposed to be dead?

PERCY: I just wanted to make it more dramatic. Fine I'll die. Meanie- butts.

JASON: *comes back from food truck* hey! Wait, what's going on here?