When I was young, my dad told me something that I'd probably never forget that much. EVER.

"Now Otoya, your mom and I are getting divorced. And I want you to remember, romance isn't realistic. Repeat after me."

"Romance isn't realistic!"

"AGAIN OTOYA! SAY IT OUT FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR!"

"ROMANCE ISN'T REALISTIC!"

Around that time, when I was 5, I didn't know what that actually meant. Yet, it still made me wonder what that meant.