authors note
hey guys look ima try something different this is a one shot
for regular show and basicly its just mordecai and rigby coming home from a double date with margaret and eileen
this is just funny

mordecai and rigby had just finished their meals with there girl freinds, margaret and eileen, and were on their way home when an amazing song started bumming on the radio.

Dude turn that shit up!, rigby holloerd out the window.

Yes man!, mordecai then cranked the carts radio to max10.

then they both started banging their heads and singing in unison.

motorin!

whats your price for flight?

in finding mister right?

you'll be alright tonight!

cause your motorin

...

...

YOUR MOTOOOOOOOOOOORIN

MOTOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRII IIIINNNNNN!

they had just caught it by the ending chourus and sang their hearts out. The headbanging bluejay then swung back the bottle and chugged the rest of his beer. He was a little tipsy by the time they got back to the house, and as for rigby ... well he had one few to many himself.
They both stepped out of the cart and walked up the steps on the poarch. mordecai struggled to get the key in the door, and when he did he pushed the door so hard it came of its hinges and flew into the couch. umm it...it...it was an older housh anywahy. mordecai struggled out his words
sence he was drunk off his ass. rigby looked at the clock and relized it was one in the morning. They both stumbled upstairs the best they could and landed in their sleeping areas. while rigby was dreaming about monster trucks, mordecai had something else in mind...

OH MORDECAI

HARDER FASTER STRONGER

OOHH
OOHH
OHHH
MARGARET IM GOONA

mordecai couldent finish his sentence before he shot his seed in jets threw margarets entrance.

they both collapsed on the bed, mordecai whisperd in her ear i love you.

in real time he had creamed himself without noticing.

In the morning mordecai was too tired too hear his alarm clock blaring while rigby heard it loud and clear.

rigby got up and walked over to mordecai's bed and yelled in his ear WAKE THE FUCK UP WERE LATE!
the racooon then placed his small hands on his blanket and yanked it off. the exposed blue jay then flew straight up and yelled GIVE IT BACK while covering his exposed mess. rigby just gave a puzzled look and glanced down to where he saw mordecai's problem. he just fell on the floor laughing his head off while mordecai's face was as red as a cherry. the bluejay reached down to were the raccoon still had his blanket, grabbed it ,pulled rigby close, and gave one strong punch knocking rigbys ass out cold.

dude?

rigby?

authors note
well i hope you liked this funny one shot
lol DIDENT SEE THAT COMING!
and i wrote it...