What is this place filled with so many children

Screaming so loud as I smash down the kitchen?

The girls and the boys and the tots with their stuff'd toys

Give me much glee as they cry for their mommy.

MOOOOOMMYYYYY! (Oh wait, they don't have any.)

Oh, what a wonderful place

And I owe it all to the damn human race

If I'd known their kids were so good to eat

I'd have hunted them sooner for their fresh meat!

Now I love eating kiiiiiiiiids!