On a black metal platform, I look over an entire sea of lava. Heat surrounds me, liquid rock pours out into the sea. I give a high-pitch laugh that becomes a clicking, wheezy whistle. What is this place to me? It is a land to be conquered. Although my slippery grey skin my be burnt, I shall achieve dominance over here. What is in my way to stop me, anyway? So far, I have seen nothing but pathetic and small orange creatures which where slain with ease, leaving behind some sort of diamond-like material. It does not matter to me, however. I turn on my song for killing stuff, blasting it all around the world for all who come in my way to hear. With this music and my power, what can stop me now?
"Since this is my planet in this eldritch game of time-shit and fuck-all, I think we have to like, fight and shit like that."
What was that voice from behind? I turn around, and see nothing but a young boy in red clothing and sunglasses with a sword. I laugh again. "You believe you can stop me, human? I am an avatar of Cetaci! You shall-"and that's when I suddenly as feeling like my lower portion of my robotic leg wasn't there. I fall forward before this miserable child's feet, but stop myself from falling completely over by pounding my large, cybernetic hand near him, but he jumps back, and then, something run up me. I see another one of him, which then jumps forward before he cuts off my hand with his weapon. Then the first one takes out turntables and disappears suddenly. Seeing my green, oily blood pour out, I scream out.
"Fuck you, you little shit! How the fuck can you be in two place at once? I'm going to rip you apart once I get a hold of you with another avatar!"
He says, standing over me, "I can do that because of mother-fucking time-travel." And, with that, he walks the fuck away like I was nothing. Then, I sea what looks like a giant orange lizard, as well as several more of those little fucks I killed earlier. I shout, "NO FAIR! NO FAIR!" as they then proceed to attack and kill my avatar. Goddamn assholes.
Ah well, this was simply an avatar, so I didn't really have anything happen to me at all! Meanwhile, I'm gonna go back and think about how this miserable little human could beat me so damn easily. I mean, this is fucking ridiculous: not only did I get my ass handed to me by a human being, but by a child! Maybe I should raise the bar and use a stronger avatar. Yeah, that sounds good.
