Sessh: is daddy gonna punish me?
inu: oh what reason does daddy have to punish his naughty little boy today?
Sessh: *whispers in his ear*
Inu: *smirks* oh daddy's needs to punish his little baby.
Sessh:how is daddy gonna punish me?
Inu:i'm gonna spank u.
Sessh:ow spankies hurt.
Inu oh yes they do.
just as inu was about to bend sessh over his knee,there was a knock on the door. inu went to open it and saw koga standing in the doorway.
Inu: what do u want wolf.
Koga: naraku wanted me to drop off this anniversary gift for you guys.
in koga hands was a miniture sex costume box. inu smirked and told koga to tell naraku thanks he headed back into the house and showed sessh their gift.
Sessh: oooh daddy can we these in your punishment.
Inu: i don't see why not.
just as they weere about to start again there was another knock the on the door. inu went to the door once again. and again koga was there yet again.
Inu: what now?
Koga:i forgot to tell u that naraku wants sessh to pick him up at 5 tomorrow.
Inu: yeah whatever.
inu slammed the door and left
timeskip
there was another knock on the door yet again. this time it was extra annoying because sessh was in the middle of giving him a giving him a blowjob.
Inu:what now ?
this time it was the mailman.
Ma: package for inuyasha.
Inu: that's me.
Ma: sign here
timeskip
inu had got the super deluxe paddler in the mail and couldn't even use it, because by the time he got back to the room sessh was knocked out. yup yet another anniversary ruined by interruptions
~the next day~
inu's boss had heard about the bad stroke of anniversaries him and sessh have had. so he gave inu 3 weeks off. sessh's friends felt bad because they were usually the cause of these interruptions so they decided to pool their money and get them a week long cruise but even after that they didn't have enough. so they decide to bulid one. and with the help of their seme they bulit the perfect automatic cruise ship. the ship was programed to take them to domino japan where sessh could visit his dual monster friends. when sessh and inu heard of wht their friends had done they were full of excitement. they soon said bon voyage and sailed away ready to strength and for once enjoy their anniversary.