Zabuza: Dammit, I thought she forgot about us...
Hey!
Haku: Don't mind him, Midnight-sama. He's drunk... I think.
Zabuza: I'm pretty sure I'm sober, Haku.
Haku: If that's the case then I suggest you get drunk very quickly.
Zabuza: Don't mind if I do! Haku, be a dear and pass the sake.
I don't own Naruto but if Zabuza falls asleep he'll get molested-
Zabuza: Hey!
-by Haku.
Zabuza: Why do we have to wait until I fall asleep?
...Good point. Go get 'im, Haku!
Haku: Are there any sane people here?
Scar: That's a rhetorical question, pretty boy. Midnight-sama does not own Naruto but she will still make the characters act like horny teenagers.
And this is in Zabuza's point of view.
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Beautiful Fool
Oh, you beautiful fool,
My most beloved tool,
More beautiful than any jewel,
And caged to me you sing,
Of something,
I could never understand,
Yet you still lend a hand,
And on your broken wings I rise,
I can't help but think this is the sweetest suicide.
Oh, you beautiful fool,
My most beloved tool,
More beautiful than any jewel,
You are when you kill,
And it sends a chill,
Down my spine,
Because with each life you take you become mine.
So life is just fine.
Oh, you beautiful fool,
My most beloved tool,
More beautiful than any jewel,
You were when you died,
I would have cried.
But you were no longer there,
And it was too late to care.
Oh, you beautiful fool… Now who is the fool?
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Haku: ...How come I'm the beautiful fool?
Zabuza: Because you're so soft and pretty... like a girl.
Haku: And you're so drunk and you're a slutty drunk... like Kyuubi.
Scar: ...If this is love then I want to be alone for the rest of my life.
Don't worry, Scar. You'll always have the O.B.S.!
Haku: ...The what?
The Official Bishounen Squad.
Haku: ...How come I wasn't notified of this?
Zabuza: Because you're my O.B.B.
Haku: ... You're what?
Zabuza: My Official Bishounen Buddy.
Haku: Aw, Zabuza-san! That's so sweet!
Scar: ...Ew.
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