'She drives me crazy. She's loud and obnoxious and never misses an opportunity to show me up'

'so why can't you get her out of your head'

'Um. . I just told you, she loud and obno . . .'

'Yeah yeah you said that already'

'It's not that I don't like her'

'no you do like her, you really like her'

'You don't know what you're talking about, I don't even think she's attractive'

'really? Why have I caught you staring at her legs more than once'

'because I'm a man, I've probably stared at Anya's legs a few times to'

'that's bullshit. You're staring at her right now'

'I didn't even notice she was there'

'Whatever. Why don't you go over and talk to her. Say something nice'

'Nice? Why in the hell would I do that?'

'Because she may like you a little more if you do'

'OK. Even if I do think of something nice to say, she's not gonna buy that. She'll think I have some angle"

'You do, you're trying to get laid . . .'

'Whoa lets not jump ahead of ourselves just yet. OK something nice. Something nice. You look nice today Sam?'

'Lame'

'OK. How about, I like what you've done with your hair'

'Even lamer, do you ever even talk to women'

'Alright genius, you come up with something'

'Hey, your the genius not me, I'm just a voice in your head. You're on your own man'

'Something nice. When do I ever say something nice. I don't even know what to say. I don't even know what I'm feeling. What the hell am I thinking. That Samantha Byrne looks pretty hot right now, she actually looks pretty hot all the time. No, she's not just pretty hot, she's beautiful. I'd never admit it but she makes me laugh, and I love talking to her, even when she's insulting me. That's why I fight back, just another excuse to talk to her. I think that underneath that tough exterior lies a really sweet girl. A sweet girl that's suffered losses just like the rest of us. A sweet girl that's spent half her life fighting. A sweet girl that masks her pain by acting tough all the time. But most of all, a sweet girl who would never in a million years, think twice about being with someone like me. That's why I'm not going to say anything nice to her. Better that she just thinks I'm nothing but an arrogant jerk'