PROLOGUEMY NAME IS Nicolei Lex Vandoer - Nico, for short. I am 825 years old (I'm an Immortal.). I am 1/3 Human, 1/3 Abyssal Elf, and 1/3 Vampire. I have a son (Pendragon Warwick Vandoer), a daughter (Celeste Margot Vandoer), a wife (Marceline Rooney Vandoer, most commonly known as Marceline the Vampire Queen), a Firewolf named Smokey, and six great friends.

My friends are all Halfbloods - Half-Human, Half-Elfen - but none are of the same race. my parents are Toriech Vandoer and Lorilai Morgaine Vandoer. My mom, Lorilai, is an Immortal Human Pyromage, while my dad is an Abyssal Elf Battlemage. I've known many people in my life, but told none of them about my Immortality. My friends, on the other hand, don't seem to mind.

Plus, about those friends I keep mentioning, they are Immortals as well. They'll introduce themselves later on. I have more friends, though. Charlie the Rainicorn-Dog, Scarlettine Tel'hrani (a Dark Elfen/Lamian woman), Death (for reasons best left unexplained), Huntress Wizard, and many more.

Oh. and if you're reading this, I'm pretty much dead. This book will fill you in on how and why I died. My son, wife, and friends will write the rest. This book is about Heroes of Ooo.

This is our story.

HEROES OF OOO

An Adventure Time Fanfiction by Your Pal Weeby.

BOOK ONE: BEFORE THE STORM

(Nico's Viewpoint)

Chapter 1:

Pen's Wizardry Initiation (PART 1)

"IT'S A WONDERFUL night, isn't it, Nico?" Marceline sighed.

"It is, Marce. In fact, I believe it might be The Night of Initiation," I stated.

"Oh, yeah! It is!"

Floating down the stairs, yawning, was Pen.

"Mom? Dad? Where'd you guys go?"

"Out here!" Marceline waved him over to the balcony.

"Oh, okay," Pen said, drinking strawberry soda.

"Pen," I said strictly, "you just woke up. Save the Soda for lunch."

"Okay, Dad. Where's breakfast?"

"Not yet, Pen," Marceline said. "You can eat after The Initiation Ceremony is over."

"The what, now?"

I smirked. "It's for wizardry."

He still looked puzzled.

Marcy then explained everything to Pen very meticulously. "Got it?"

"Umm... so like, I'll be Grampapa's Novice student?"

I looked at Pen, breathed in, and simply said, "No."

Pen looked confused again. "Why...?"

"He's going into retirement," I said.

"Oh... OH!! Now I remember!"

How will I be able to tell Pen that he'll be homeschooled? I thought, he's not the hermit type!

"Dad...?"

"Honey...?"

They both had looks of concern on their faces.

"Y-yes...?"

Pen was the first to start questioning me. "I'm being HOMESCHOOLED?!"

"Uhh... how do you know this?"

"Honey..." Marceline began. "You were thinking out loud."

"Oh."

"I'll gather the resources, Nico. Tell Pen who his teacher is in the meantime."

"M'kay."

After Marceline went down to the cellar, I told Pen which sorceress would teach him.