Chapter 1: The Epic Marvel Quote Battle!
Sometimes Caroline and I have Marvel quote battles this is what happens when we absentmindedly have one at Avengers Tower. During said quote battle the Avengers, Bucky Barnes, Loki, Fury, Maria, and Coulson and his bus team witnessed this battle we of course did not have a clue they were watching this. (If you are wondering why Loki is here he is on probation in other words he was banished from ever returning to Asgard and Bucky I have no good explanation on why he's here you come up with one!) Also there will be quotes from Mine Craft Marvel movie parodies and How It Should Have Ended videos from YouTube cause their awesome!
Caroline sits across from me and apparently we just got bored so here is the Caroline and Samantha's Epic Marvel Quote Battleā¦
Caroline: On your left!
Sam: Oh that's how it is!?
Caroline: There are no strings on me.
Sam: Sir I'm going to have to ask you to exit the doughnut!
Caroline: Stop or I will taze you and watch super nanny while you drool into the carpet.
Sam: Coulson Lives! Welcome to level 7!
Caroline: I am Groot.
Sam: That's for if things get really hardcore or if you want to blow up moons.
Caroline: No one is blowing up moons.
Sam: You just want to suck the fun out of everything!
Caroline: Please I do what I want!
Sam: I'm going to die with the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
Caroline: Star-Lord screw it!
Sam: Don't compare me to Stark he's a sickness!
Caroline: Oh junior you had to go and break your old man's heart.
Sam: TANK MISSILE!
Caroline takes a time out "HEY that's my favorite quote!"
Sam: What you did not see that coming?
Caroline: Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, philanthropists.
Sam: That man is playing Galaga probably thought we wouldn't notice but we did.
Caroline: I am Iron Man.
Sam: I see better from a distance.
Caroline: I've got red in my ledger and I'd like to wipe it out.
Sam: Shakespeare in the park. Doth mother know you wearth her drapes?
Caroline: I have a plan ATTACK!
Sam: 12% of a plan.
Caroline: I was having 12% of the moment.
Sam: I'm listening.
Caroline: I have an army.
Sam: We have a Hulk!
Caroline: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.
Sam: Let's do a head count here your brother the demigod, A super soldier a living legend kind of lives up to the legend, A man with breathtaking anger management issues, and a couple of master assassins and you big fella have managed to piss off every single one of them.
Caroline: Everyone creates the thing they dread.
Sam: Your making me beat up grass!
Caroline: Sayeth what where's Odin!?
Sam: Oh Look it's the Tesseract!
Caroline: That guys brain is a bag full of cats you can smell crazy on him.
Sam: I have a very specific skill set.
Caroline: He killed 80 people in two days.
Sam: He's adopted.
Caroline: the cube is another door to the end of space right? Doors open from both sides.
Sam: What have I to fear?
Caroline: The Avengers it's what we call ourselves Earth's Mightiest Heroes type thing.
Sam: Screw it I'll do it myself!
Caroline and I start to sing from how it should Have Ended when Captain America throws his Mighty Shield!
When Captain America throws his mighty shield all those who choose to oppose his shield must yield. Unless you're a plane or a bomb or some ice or a brainwashed buddy with a robotic arm then you don't necessarily have to yield!
Steve and Bucky listen to this in pure shock.
Caroline: Puny god.
Sam: Avengers, get hurt hurt'em back get killed walk it off.
Caroline: If you want to keep the peace let us keep it.
Sam: I think your confusing peace with quiet.
Sam: You two can still walk away from this.
Caroline: Oh we will!
Sam: (British accent) 400% capacity sir. (End accent) How bout that!
Caroline: Don't touch Lola!
Sam: Fix this now or see the level of hurt my clearance level gives me access to.
Caroline: Who the hell is Bucky?
Sam: Language!
Caroline: I understood that reference!
Sam: This is the life model decoy of Tony Stark please leave a message.
Caroline: Who so ever hold this Hammer if he be worthy whatever man it's a trick!
Sam: I've got no plans tomorrow night.
Eventually we run out of Marvel Movie quotes and start doing Disney, Star Wars, Star Trek, Mean Girls, Spiderman, X-Men, The Flash, Daredevil, My Little Pony, and Batman
Caroline: Get in loser we're going shopping!
Sam: I'm a Doctor not a rocket scientist!
Caroline: Okay that's it dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you dishonor on your cow!
Sam: VENGENCE WILL BE MINE!
Caroline: Dragon, Dragon not lizard I don't do that tongue thing!
Sam: Chicken Boy!? Why don't you say that to my face you limp noodle!
Caroline: Oh look at that I've been impaled.
Sam: On Wednesdays we wear pink.
Caroline and Sam: My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive!
Sam: Let it go!
Caroline: Oh don't start that again!
Sam: (Yoda) A Jedi graves not these things.
Caroline: I'm good at what I do but what I do isn't very nice bub!
Sam: With great power comes great responsibility.
Caroline: We want to see the Arrow Cave!
Sam: Beam me up Scotty!
Caroline: Because I'm Batman!
Sam and Caroline: I am darkness, I am night, I AM BATMAN! (Cue old Batman theme song)
Sam: Live long and prosper.
Caroline: Okie dokie lokie then!
Sam: Make sense Oh what fun is there in making sense?
Caroline: Cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye.
Sam: Every pony in this town is CRAZY!
Caroline: (Pinkie Pie voice) She's an evil enchantress and she does evil dances and if you look into her eyes she'll put you in trances if you're not careful she'll gather you up in a big tasty stew soooo watch out!
Eventually we got so tired we finally stopped and then noticed everyone was watching we then asked nervously "How long have you guys been there?" Loki said "From the very beginning starting with on your left I believe." He was smirking as usual. Tony said "You guys know way too many quotes!" we both said "Oh will you look at the time we need to get going uh bye!" and we up and disappeared everyone busted out laughing when we left. The next morning Caroline called me and said "Dude do you want to go murder Tony because he posted a video of our quote battle on YouTube and Twitter!" I said "He is so going to get it!" so we appeared at the Tower and we tackled Tony he said "What did I do to deserve this beat down!?" we said "You posted our quote battle on YouTube and Twitter!" he said "What no I didn't I was going to put on a tape as blackmail!" we said "If you didn't then why is it under your Twitter and YouTube account!?" Loki appears in the room and yells "You've been LOKI'D!" all three of us look dumbfounded at Loki as he laughs at us and yells before he leaves in a puff of smoke "LOKI"D!" I said to Tony and Caroline "What the heck was that!?" Caroline said "I don't know but I think we should go get Loki don't you two agree?" we agreed to go after Loki which led to a one week prank war. In the end we both realized rule one never do quote battles at the Tower it just leads to being LOKI"D and leads to prank wars
