CHOW! O..G. This is my first fanfic for Austin and Ally so I might be a little rough. BUT. I am the class clown, and weird. SO. I will try my best to make it hilarious.

Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own anything other than my toothbrush (I'm not sure if I own that either.) I won't be stalkerish or creepy and say I'm obsessed with Ross Lynch, but I have to say. HE IS ADORABLY GORGASLY SMOKIIN', SO HOT THAT HE CAN BURN THE SUN! Review if you agree.

Chapter one

Ally is working. At the store that her father owns. As usual, it. Is. Boring! But she has to put up with it. Oh well.

Although, now there is something new in her life. Actually two somethings. They are called Dez and Austin. While she tells them off when they break rules at the store, she has fun watching them do wild things. She would never admit it though.

Just as she was thinking about them, they came through the door. Like everyday. Ally didn't see them come in, she was too busy with costumers. So, Dez went to play with the instruments as usual and Austin snuck up behind Ally. He craned his neck closer to her ear.

"YO!" he screamed in her ear. Ally jumped up and yelled in surprise. Landing in an awkward position on the floor. She glared up at the laughing Austin.

"Oh, you really shouldn't. I could get myself up, just after I untwist my EVERYTHING!" Ally said, words dripping with sarcasm and taking a snaky edge at the end. Once he calmed down, he helped her up. "That was uncomfortable," Ally grumbled cracking her back.

"Uh, guys. A little help!" Dez called from the other side of the room, with his finger in his shoe (A/N: This actually happened to a dude at school, I don't know how?). "My finger's stuck." He said. He tried pulling it out, but the only thing he did was make some unearthly sounds of frustration.

Austin and Ally chuckled at him and went to help. "How did you manage to do that?" asked Ally.

"While I was playing the drums, duh." He said it like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Ally just gave him a confused look. They tried to pull out his finger from his shoe, through his cries and protests. Then, the funky Latino came through the shops door.

"Guess who got a job at Sally's Salads?" Trish asked, showing them her costume. She had a bowl of salad for a hat and an apron which was supposed to be a giant lettuce.

The three kids snapped their heads in her direction that they let go of Dez, which caused him to get his head stuck in the Tuba. While his finger was still in his shoe.

"Wait, wait let me guess. I'm not sure, but is it you?" Ally asked sarcastically. Trish just rolled her eyes at her best friend. She turned to Austin. "Hey Austin. Big news, I got you back on the Helen show!" She said, excitedly. His eyes widened.

"No way! That's awesome Trish, thank you-thank you- thank you! You're the best manager ever." He yelled happily while hugging her. Ally looked at both of them worriedly.

"Umm… guys, I can't be there. You'll just have to go without me." She said, frowning. They both looked at her. Then shrugged.

"Ok!" They both said at the same time. Ally knows she said that but she wanted them to argue. She couldn't go because she was banned from going there after her 'incident' last time.

"I'm sorry, guys no need to argue!" she acted as if they wanted her to be there. She leaned on the counter. They do, but if she can't go, it's fine with them.

"Ok?" They said again, confused as to why she thinks their arguing. She sighed. Looking at them like they were little kids, and slumped her shoulders.

"Look, Austin, Trish. I know I should be there but I can't always go with you." She still wanted them to argue back.

"What?" They were both utterly confused now. Ally turned red in frustration.

"I WANNA COME!" She confessed, loudly. Then sighed. "I mean, it's not fair you guys get to go and I stay here working. You may say I'm boring but not that boring!" She whined. "The only thing that's fun now is going to the concerts! I feel like an normal teenager." She said. Then realizing what she said, she looked up with wide eyes. "Umm… never mind, forget I said anything," Then tried to cover it up with her goofy laugh. Then she quickly walked behind the counter. Austin smirked.

"Is 'The Ally Dawson' wanting to have fun?" He said in a smug tone. Ally gave him a look. "Our Ally? The book reading, hair chewing, goody two-shoes Ally? Wow." He chuckled. "And what better way to do it, than at my concerts? Huh?" he said, especially loud for everyone to hear.

"Austin," Ally shut him up. "You forgot one detail about me, I kick blonde singers butts," She warned then chased after him, he quickly ran away. She closed the shop before chasing him, obviously. Trish laughed and walked away. Nobody was in the shop.

"Umm… guys! Hello, help me… BENJERMIN!" Dez' shouted from inside the tuba.

***THEME SONG PLAYING***

So what do you think? This is just the beginning though, it gets much more crazy! PLEASE REVIEW IT MAKES ME SOOO HAPPY! Oh the next chapter contains someone turning disguised as a gangster and a lot of falling and bad dancing.

-Tammy ;D