Sirmione. Hermione/Sirius in bits and pieces, the reason they loved each other and stuck together after the war. AU. Where Hermione is adult.

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Things Sirius Would Never Do

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1. Sirius would never say hurtful things

Sirius loves the people he loves too much to hurt them. He would never say an unkind word to Hermione or put her

down or truly make her feel bad. He *might* tease a little, if it makes her laugh or smile or realize when she's

being a swot. But he'd never deliberately hurt her. And yes, he might play a few pranks here and there, but it's all in

good fun and none of his pranks really had any bad intentions. At least not to her.

(Snape maybe; but then he never loved Snape did he?)

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2. Sirius would never tell someone they're fat

Hermione might try on an outfit and take hours as she deliberates what to wear, while he tries not to whine

and wag his tail like a dog getting impatient. Because shopping is boring. But whenever she tries something

on and asks him what he thinks, he winks and says "Good," every time.

And no he's not going to tell her she looks 'gorgeous' each time, no matter how much he thinks it. Because he

knows Hermione wouldn't believe him if he said it every time; and then she'd accuse him of not really paying

attention to the dress at all or maybe not even knowing the difference between chiffon and lace.

But it's all gobbledygook to him, because everytime she comes out of the dressing room in another dress he

just sees the same thing: gorgeous.

(It's almost laughable how Hermione can't even see how pretty she is. Whether she's wearing the red dress or the black dress or the grass-green with the lace he'd like to run his fingers up.)

Hermione bites her lip and asks him again.

"How do I look?"

"Good." He smiles and winks.

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A/N- I will add more to the list thanks for reading :) I am a huge sirius/hermione fan.