b-------------THE LAVA CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-------------/b
Lava- * is sitting in a control room with Hamtaro from Hamtaro (duh) and Kai from Beyblades.* so your helping me for this chapter?
Kai- *nods*
Hamtaro- I DON'T KNOW WHY I (CENSORED) AGREED TO THIS STUPID (CENSORED) JOB BECAUSE IT'S JUST SO (CENSORED) (CENSORED)
Lava- *twitches* Will you just say the disclaimer!
Hamtaro- LAVA DOES NOT (CENSORED) OWN ANY (CENSORED) THING ON THIS (CENSORED) FAN FICTION!!
Lava- That's 'Lava doesn't own any of the characters on this fan fiction except for herself, the camera guy, the fit stage moving type guys and the 50 body guards. I don't own the cheesy puffs guy.I'd like to say thank you to all you viewers.
Kai- Readers.
Lava- What?
Kai- Readers. This isn't really a TV channel, it's a fan fiction. You i read /i fan fictions.
Lava- What?
Kai- Forget it! Let's just run the first show.
---------------THE 'LAVA LOVES DA PEOPLE' SHOW!!----------------
*Lava sits in a creepy room filled with stuff like hands in jars and heads on sticks*
Lava- *creepily* Welcome to the Lava's house of torture show. *evilly laughs*
Camera guy- This is the Lava loves da people show.
Lava- But. *takes out script and flips through it*Oh yeah the Lava's house of torture show comes later. *the creepy room is taken away by lots of fit stage moving type guys leaving behind a modern stage with three metal chairs on it. She climbs up and sits on one of them* Welcome to the Lava loves da people show!
Audience- *claps*
Lava- Our first guest is going to be here in a second.
*The camera zooms in on a trail of peanuts coming from the door behind the stage. James from Pokemon comes on, following the trail, picking up the peanuts on his way*
James- Free peanuts continently put in a trail! *He shoves them in his mouth*
Lava- Give a warm welcome to JAMES!!!
Audience- *claps*
James- *freezes* I'm on TV?
Lava- Yep, now sit down and I'll start with the questions.
James- *sits down*
Lava- Question 1- We all know about your life on the show but what about your life off camera? I heard you were secretly dating Togepi? What do you have to say about this?
James- I am not ready to discuss my relationship with Togy Woogy at this current moment.
Lava- Question number 2- If you could be any type of cheese what would it be?
James- Chedder, wait what does this have to do with anything?
Lava- Erm. next question. Just how many times have you blasted off?
James- *crosses legs* Well Lava. I've never actually blasted off. My stunt man does a very good job. He's very talented. *stands up* THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M SORRY TOGEPI BUT I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE! I LOVE YOU BOB THE STUNT MAN!!!!
Bob the stunt man- *runs on stage* I feel the same way! *hugs James*
The 50 body guards- *pulls them both off stage*
Lava- That's all the time we have for today's episode of The 'Lava loves da people' show! Please say in your reviews if you like this show because that'll make me do more episodes. Next on The Lava channel is The Lava's house of torture show after the break!
Audience- *claps*
---------ADVERTS!!!!----------
*A boy sits on the couch looking bored. His dad walks in*
Dad- What's wrong Billy-Bob?
Billy-Bob- There's just nothing to do! *fake sigh*
Dad- *takes something out of his bag* What about this?
Billy-Bob- *also fakely* FLORB!!! WOW I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THOSE!!! *takes the weird goo stuff*
Voice- FLORB!! You can stick it on your sister's mirror-
*You see a girl brushing her hair in front of a mirror and FLORB!! sticks to it.*
Girl- *very, very fakely* Oh no! Not FLORB!! sticking to my mirror!
Voice- You can make people eat it!
*The boy gives FLORB!!! on a plate to the girl who makes a fake surprised face*
Voice- You can even wear it as a hat!
*The boy puts it on his head and does a stupid thumbs up sign*
Voice- FLORB!!!! Buy it today! *whispering* Costs £9999999999.99. Batteries not included. Highly poisonness. Not suitable for people under or over 50 years of age.
---------THE LAVA'S HOUSE OF TORTURE SHOW!!!!!---------
*Lava sits in a creepy room filled with stuff like hands in jars and heads on sticks again*
Lava- *creepily* This is this show where anything goes.*Music starts (dun dun dun!!). Lava does shifty eyes* my imagination isn't working as well as it usually does though, due to the fact I have recently gone fully insane,*normal voice* that was in Mr. Kew's class. It's was really funny because I went on a sugar high and I got really, really depressed after it and..wait I should be all creepy in this part. *creepily* Now you shall see the full wrath of Yami Lava! *laughs evilly* MWHAHAHAA!!!
*A guy comes in eating cheesy puffs*
Lava-*normally* Can we please get the cheesy puffs guy out of here!
Mr. Cheesy Puffs- Hey! I'm on TV! Hi mom! *He waves*
*The 50 body guards come on and drag him off*
Lava- Ooookkkaayy.. *creepily* Now I must go and pick my first guest! * Gets out script and looks at it. Normally* Wait that was meant to be first victim, but that doesn't make any sense, I'm not going to torture them, I'm going to be.never mind. *evilly* Now I shall get my first VICTIM!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *walks off and you notice that she had mysteriously grown a hump. The humps disappears as pillow falls out of her back.* Oh (censored) I mean MWHAHAHAHA!!! *runs off carrying the pillow*
Lava- *back in the control room* Well I think that that was a good start to the Lava channel! What do you think guys?
Kai- *reading a magazine* Wha?
Hamtaro- That was the most (censored) lot of (censored) I've ever (censored) seen in my (censored) (censored) life!!! You (censored) (censored). *lots of lady ham-hams come in and he walks off with them*
Lava- *twitches* I would never have believed that Hamtaro was like that from watching the TV show. Are you gonna stick around Kai?
Kai- *Is wearing FLORB!!!! on his head and starting to eat the FLORB!!! that's on a plate*
Lava- Well seeming as he's going to die from poisoning from eating FLORB!!! I'll take that as a no. By the way in your reviews you may say who you want to be tortured as long as I know who they are and as long as I'm not going to use them later I'll probably accept. Oh yeah and you can say who I should hire to help me out here too because I need a lot of help!
Kai- Mentally and physically! *eats the FLORB!!!! and the FLORB!!!! on his head springs to life and oozes out of the door*
Lava-*looks at her watch* five four three two one.*waves bye and Kai falls to the ground and the 50 bodyguards drag his body off*
Lava- * is sitting in a control room with Hamtaro from Hamtaro (duh) and Kai from Beyblades.* so your helping me for this chapter?
Kai- *nods*
Hamtaro- I DON'T KNOW WHY I (CENSORED) AGREED TO THIS STUPID (CENSORED) JOB BECAUSE IT'S JUST SO (CENSORED) (CENSORED)
Lava- *twitches* Will you just say the disclaimer!
Hamtaro- LAVA DOES NOT (CENSORED) OWN ANY (CENSORED) THING ON THIS (CENSORED) FAN FICTION!!
Lava- That's 'Lava doesn't own any of the characters on this fan fiction except for herself, the camera guy, the fit stage moving type guys and the 50 body guards. I don't own the cheesy puffs guy.I'd like to say thank you to all you viewers.
Kai- Readers.
Lava- What?
Kai- Readers. This isn't really a TV channel, it's a fan fiction. You i read /i fan fictions.
Lava- What?
Kai- Forget it! Let's just run the first show.
---------------THE 'LAVA LOVES DA PEOPLE' SHOW!!----------------
*Lava sits in a creepy room filled with stuff like hands in jars and heads on sticks*
Lava- *creepily* Welcome to the Lava's house of torture show. *evilly laughs*
Camera guy- This is the Lava loves da people show.
Lava- But. *takes out script and flips through it*Oh yeah the Lava's house of torture show comes later. *the creepy room is taken away by lots of fit stage moving type guys leaving behind a modern stage with three metal chairs on it. She climbs up and sits on one of them* Welcome to the Lava loves da people show!
Audience- *claps*
Lava- Our first guest is going to be here in a second.
*The camera zooms in on a trail of peanuts coming from the door behind the stage. James from Pokemon comes on, following the trail, picking up the peanuts on his way*
James- Free peanuts continently put in a trail! *He shoves them in his mouth*
Lava- Give a warm welcome to JAMES!!!
Audience- *claps*
James- *freezes* I'm on TV?
Lava- Yep, now sit down and I'll start with the questions.
James- *sits down*
Lava- Question 1- We all know about your life on the show but what about your life off camera? I heard you were secretly dating Togepi? What do you have to say about this?
James- I am not ready to discuss my relationship with Togy Woogy at this current moment.
Lava- Question number 2- If you could be any type of cheese what would it be?
James- Chedder, wait what does this have to do with anything?
Lava- Erm. next question. Just how many times have you blasted off?
James- *crosses legs* Well Lava. I've never actually blasted off. My stunt man does a very good job. He's very talented. *stands up* THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M SORRY TOGEPI BUT I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE! I LOVE YOU BOB THE STUNT MAN!!!!
Bob the stunt man- *runs on stage* I feel the same way! *hugs James*
The 50 body guards- *pulls them both off stage*
Lava- That's all the time we have for today's episode of The 'Lava loves da people' show! Please say in your reviews if you like this show because that'll make me do more episodes. Next on The Lava channel is The Lava's house of torture show after the break!
Audience- *claps*
---------ADVERTS!!!!----------
*A boy sits on the couch looking bored. His dad walks in*
Dad- What's wrong Billy-Bob?
Billy-Bob- There's just nothing to do! *fake sigh*
Dad- *takes something out of his bag* What about this?
Billy-Bob- *also fakely* FLORB!!! WOW I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THOSE!!! *takes the weird goo stuff*
Voice- FLORB!! You can stick it on your sister's mirror-
*You see a girl brushing her hair in front of a mirror and FLORB!! sticks to it.*
Girl- *very, very fakely* Oh no! Not FLORB!! sticking to my mirror!
Voice- You can make people eat it!
*The boy gives FLORB!!! on a plate to the girl who makes a fake surprised face*
Voice- You can even wear it as a hat!
*The boy puts it on his head and does a stupid thumbs up sign*
Voice- FLORB!!!! Buy it today! *whispering* Costs £9999999999.99. Batteries not included. Highly poisonness. Not suitable for people under or over 50 years of age.
---------THE LAVA'S HOUSE OF TORTURE SHOW!!!!!---------
*Lava sits in a creepy room filled with stuff like hands in jars and heads on sticks again*
Lava- *creepily* This is this show where anything goes.*Music starts (dun dun dun!!). Lava does shifty eyes* my imagination isn't working as well as it usually does though, due to the fact I have recently gone fully insane,*normal voice* that was in Mr. Kew's class. It's was really funny because I went on a sugar high and I got really, really depressed after it and..wait I should be all creepy in this part. *creepily* Now you shall see the full wrath of Yami Lava! *laughs evilly* MWHAHAHAA!!!
*A guy comes in eating cheesy puffs*
Lava-*normally* Can we please get the cheesy puffs guy out of here!
Mr. Cheesy Puffs- Hey! I'm on TV! Hi mom! *He waves*
*The 50 body guards come on and drag him off*
Lava- Ooookkkaayy.. *creepily* Now I must go and pick my first guest! * Gets out script and looks at it. Normally* Wait that was meant to be first victim, but that doesn't make any sense, I'm not going to torture them, I'm going to be.never mind. *evilly* Now I shall get my first VICTIM!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *walks off and you notice that she had mysteriously grown a hump. The humps disappears as pillow falls out of her back.* Oh (censored) I mean MWHAHAHAHA!!! *runs off carrying the pillow*
Lava- *back in the control room* Well I think that that was a good start to the Lava channel! What do you think guys?
Kai- *reading a magazine* Wha?
Hamtaro- That was the most (censored) lot of (censored) I've ever (censored) seen in my (censored) (censored) life!!! You (censored) (censored). *lots of lady ham-hams come in and he walks off with them*
Lava- *twitches* I would never have believed that Hamtaro was like that from watching the TV show. Are you gonna stick around Kai?
Kai- *Is wearing FLORB!!!! on his head and starting to eat the FLORB!!! that's on a plate*
Lava- Well seeming as he's going to die from poisoning from eating FLORB!!! I'll take that as a no. By the way in your reviews you may say who you want to be tortured as long as I know who they are and as long as I'm not going to use them later I'll probably accept. Oh yeah and you can say who I should hire to help me out here too because I need a lot of help!
Kai- Mentally and physically! *eats the FLORB!!!! and the FLORB!!!! on his head springs to life and oozes out of the door*
Lava-*looks at her watch* five four three two one.*waves bye and Kai falls to the ground and the 50 bodyguards drag his body off*
