A/N: SORRY for the wait on my other stories guys :D But here's something new! Don't worry, it's just basically a one shot type of thing. So, I had this idea in my head ever since the Phineas and Ferb crossover with Marvel episode. Yes, that's actually quite a long time. I just haven't gotten around to actually writing it. But, here it is! :) This is really just a short thing to get my mind back in action for my other stuff. :) Oh, and it's probably going to be longer than the original. Basically the same plot, but with Stacy included! I mean, come on, she should have been in it. Irving was in it, but not her? (Not that there's anything wrong with him, I actually like him as a character- just saying. He seems to be shown a little less than Stacy. It didn't make sense to me.) She's also there for a...reason. No spoilers! Sorry haha! There will most likely be some twists because she's there, and because it's a fan fiction... NO ENOUGH ALREADY I DO NOT OWN THESE! Um, yeah. Moving on-
Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel: Rewritten (Part One)
Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, and Buford were all in space surfing asteroids and being their cool selves. After a while, they all gathered just to the side of a stream of asteroids.
"That was awesome!" said Isabella.
"Yeah! The cosmic rays we collected through our satellite dish made a great power source for our surfboards!" agreed Phineas.
"Well I for one need to get back to the space station." said Baljeet.
"Alright." said Phineas. They began to surf back to it. "You know, these suits are equipped with-" Baljeet cut Buford off.
"I do not want to do it in the suit!" he said.
The group walked in to see Irving's image on a floating orb. "Hi guys! How were the asteroid waves!" he said.
"They were totally crankin' dude!" said Phineas.
Irving sat at a small desk containing a microphone, computer, and a mini satellite dish. Irving laughed in his seat. "He called me dude!" he said quietly and excitedly. He turned back to the screen.
"We're about to take the module down. Are we clear for landing?" asked Phineas.
"Ah one moment." said Irving. He got up from his seat and shooed away a small butterfly that was on the grass. He looked back at the microphone. "All clear!" he called. He then looked behind him. "Hey where's Perry?" he said to no one in particular.
"Struggle all you want Perry the Platypus." said Doof. Perry tried to get out of the odd trap contraption he made for him. It was some clamp that was connected to a bunch of tubes that lead to Doof's latest -inator. "You're not getting out of that. It's hydraulic. I don't know if you're aware of this, but my brother Roger is the mayor." Doof finished. Perry gave him a look. "Alright I may have touched upon the subject from time to time, but you know I figured why not mention it again just for clarity? Anyway. That job gives him all these cool mayoral powers! So I created, the Power-Drain-inator! To drain all his powers into this canister, and then I. Hynes Doofenshmirtz, get to wield them! Just think. I would have the power to raise taxes! Pass legislation, and even cut the ceremonial ribbon at openings! Where I'll finally be able to use-" He pulled out giant golden scissors. "THESE!" he said. "You like them? I got them at a garage sale-" Make that gold- painted scissors. He was interrupted by the sound of the hydraulic fluid escaping the tubes. He had placed the sharp end of the scissors on a tube and cut a whole in it.
That action caused the clamp to release Perry.
"Oh, see, that-that's one of those hydraulic lines that uh goes to your-" started Doof. But Perry interrupted him. He smashed into him bringing him down quickly. Then like lightening, he grabbed Doof's -inator and smashed it. Doof walked up to him. "Aw come on. One kick and you destroy my -inator wh-wha-?" he said. Perry then began to run off. "And what you're just gonna thwart and run? I thought this was going to be a special extended episode! Or fanfiction in this case! Curse you Perry the Platypus!" he shouted after him. Suddenly without warning, his -inator startled him and let out the first and final bright green beam that shot into the sky. "Whoa!" he shouted in surprise.
The beam travelled up and into the stratus sphere and hit Phineas and Ferb's station.
New York. Moments earlier.
"Hey Vinny, the usual?" asked a hotdog guy. He handed the dog over to the customer. "Yeah, same old same old." said Vinny. It seemed like a normal day- and it was. For the our favourite superheros. A loud crashing sound interrupted everyone else's normal day. People began screaming and running from the scene. Spider-Man swung from building to building. As he swung over a fire hydrant it exploded and splashed water all over him. "I didn't know this was going to be a pool party! I would have brought my trunks!" he said to no one.
He swung down at the scene where Hulk, Thor, and Iron Man were fighting the notorious villains. Those being, Venom, Whiplash, Red Scull, and MODOK.
Spider-Man zoomed past Iron Man as well as the others. "Oh hey kid, glad you could make it." he said. Spider-Man landed a building ready to fight. "I'm just fashionably late." he said.
MODOK came out of a building on a strange contraption. Before anyone could do anything, Iron Man stopped them. "Back off, fellas! If that thing firing anti-matter blasts, it's gonna pack a big punch!" he said. Hulk stomped down below him. "I pack a bigger punch!" he said determined.
A red beam shot at him and pushed him into a building.
Spider-Man swung closer to the machine. "MODOK, take zem all out." said Red Scull. Spider-Man shot web at MODOK and wrapped up his hands. "Fool! Your webs cannot stop my mind!" said MODOK. The laser then aimed at Spider-Man. "Missed me!" he teased.
Iron Man stepped behind the machine, and a blueish beam shot from the circle on his chest. It cut a leg on it making it tilt causing MODOK to stop. Then the others chipped in to destroy it. Hulk threw it in some water. All of the villains then got thrown against a wall. "That's it for you creeps." said Iron Man. The heros all stood together ready to-"Ooh! Ooh! Can I web'em up?" Spider-Man asked excitedly.
However, before he could, the heros were all surrounded by a bright green beam. Red Scull backed away. "It's power!" he said worriedly. He ran into MODOK. "Move you big tank schnitzel!" he said. They ran off.
Then like that, the beam disappeared. "What was that?" asked Thor. Spider-Man stood up properly. "I don't know. But they're getting away!" he said. He ran up to a building. He jumped and tried to climb, "Whoa!" he said, and fell back down on his butt. He looked at his right hand. "Well that's new." he said.
Suddenly the power in Iron Man's suit died. "Something's wrong. I can't move." he said.
"Sit tight! Mighty Mjolnir will bring them down!" said Thor. He threw his hammer. It landed a pitiful few feet away from them. "My strength. It's gone!" he said.
"I'll go." said Hulk. He walked past Thor and tried to jump. It didn't work out either. He only jumped about a foot in the air, and across. "Somehow our powers have been drained. I need to get to JARVIS and figure this out." said Iron Man.
"Let's get back to SHIELD." said Spider-Man. They began walking. Iron Man grunted a few times. "Hey, guys! My powers down, and my suits frozen!" he said. "Could somebody give me a hand?"
"Hulk, can you carry him?" asked Spider-Man.
"My power's gone too!"
"Oh for- well can somebody find a furniture dally?" said Iron Man.
"Make sure you got all these little pieces over here too it- no, no, no. You're missing the big one." said Doof. His hand made robot, Norm, was vacuuming up his busted -inator. "Okey dokey!" said Norm.
"You know Norm, the Power-Drain-inator did get one shot off before it died. I wonder if it hit anything." said Doof.
"Dateline, New York City." Doof and Norm turned their attention towards the television. "A mysterious ray has drained the powers of four of our beloved superheros. We now return you to "Horse in a Bookcase, already in progress."
"That was me! Th-Th-That was me! I drained the power from those super heroes! Winning! Ooh, ooh, I should update my evil blog on the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. site!" he sat down at his computer. "OMG! I drained all the powers from a group of super heroes in New York , and those powers belong to me now! Happy Emoticon. And send! Norm, let's get the powers out of the canister so I can start wielding them! I-I can't wait to fly and run fast and carry a big hammer around for no reason!"
"Uh sir, I hate to be the barer of empty canisters, but this canister is empty." said Norm.
"What? So I don't have the powers?" said Doof.
"Time to blog a retraction I guess." said Norm. Doof looked at the screen. "Uh, you know I'm not gonna change it. Everyone exaggerates on the internet." he said.
"Zere vas a slight miscalculation. It becomes clear upon seeing zhis footage." said Red Scull. The evil gang were all watching the power draining scene on a big screen.
"That is more than just a slight miscalculation Red Scull, it is a major mistake!" said Whiplash.
"We could have destroyed the heros once and for all!" said Venom.
"Enough! It doesn't change the fact the hero's are now powerless!" said Red Scull.
"What could have happened to their powers?" said Whiplash.
"MODOK!" shouted Red Scull. MODOK entered the room. "I MODOK, the perfect combination of human intellect and machince, have interface with all of the digital information stowed on the vast network, of the world wide web!" said MODOK.
"I can do the same thing with my phone!" said Whiplash. "Plus I got free roaming!"
"Nice!" said Venom.
"As I was saying, I have found some puny inferior human, known as Doofenshmirtz, claiming that he drained the heros of all their superpowers." said MODOK.
"Hm. Doofenshmirtz. Zat sounds Druelselsteinian. I have a cousin who married a Druelselsteinian. SHE IS DEAD TO ME!" said Red Scull. "So. Who is zis Doofenshmirtz?"
"I'm projecting his image now." said MODOK. He projected Doof's image in a small beam from his forehead. "He is beautifully grotesque." said Red. Scull.
"All hideous and deformed." said Whiplash.
"He must have some back story." said Venom.
"Vhere can ve find sis sideshow freak?" said Red Scull.
"He's in the Tri-State Area. Danville to be precise!" said MODOK.
"Danville, eh? Gentlemen, it looks like we are going on an evil road trip." said Red Scull.
"Oooh, shot gun!" said MODOK.
"YOU DO NOT FIT IN SE SHOT GUN POSITION!" said Red Scull.
The kids floated down to the yard in a drill like machine with an air bubble on the top and fire power at the bottom. "That was the best thing we've done this morning." said Burford. The drill entered a whole fir for it in the ground. The bubble disappeared and the kids stood on firm ground.
"Well that was fun, and it's only ten thirty! What else should we do today? Oh. Hey Irving, how are Candace and Stacy doing in their training in the space simulator section of the SHED?" asked Phineas. Irving slid his card through the space simulator's security check. They all headed in. Suddenly Candace zoomed past them in a flash, screaming her head off. "Phineas! Which button makes it stop again?" she called. Then she zoomed past in the other direction. "The red button!" called Phineas. "No! That's burgundy! The red one!" Candace began to scream louder as the board flipped her upside down. "Candace, the RED ONE!" shouted Phineas. Candace finally pressed the right button, and halted to a stop right in front of the gang beside Stacy. "On the plus side, you seem to be doing a lot better. You didn't fall off at all this time." said Stacy. Candace sighed as she caught her breath. "Yay me." she muttered.
"Well this stinks. Without my spider powers, I'm just a guy in a body stocking." said Spider-Man.
"And I had to leave Mjolnir in the street!" Thor said annoyed.
Back in the square, a police officer gave Mjolnir a ticket for "parking" in a no parking zone.
"It just became too heavy." Thor sighed. Spider-Man jumped up and tried to hang on to a beam above him. He fell as the doors opened. Hulk walked in carrying Iron Man on a dally. "At least you guys aren't locked inside this metal suit. Man do I regret having that second cup of coffee this morning." said Iron Man. "Now. We have to find out where that beam came from."
"Danville. Danville USA." said Nick Fury, the head of SHIELD. The gang looked at him. "Have you been standing there this whole time?" asked Spider-Man.
"Yes. Yes I have." said Fury. He walked over to the screen. "The beam that hit you originated from the Tri-State Area-" The screen showed the space station getting hit by the beam. "Bounced off a space station satellite dish, and hit you in New York City during your fight."
"Is that one of SHIELD's?" asked Spider-Man.
"No." said Fury. "It's theirs." The screen changed from the station, to a couple of kids."Man. That kid's got a weird shaped head." commented Spider-Man.
"Hey! Hey! Guys, I can't see with the-" Iron Man fell forwards due to his struggling to see the screen. "Little help here."
"I got him." said Hulk.
"Well, all of that screaming got me thirsty. I'm gonna go get a drink- oops." said Candace. She didn't realise that Stacy was still standing on her board, and she had just pressed a button that got it going. "Candace! This isn't how it normally starts!" said Stacy. She almost seemed to be vibrating back and forth. "I'm so sorry Stacy!" cried Candace.
"Oh, that's the hyperactive setting. That's for advanced surfers like Ferb and I. But you and Candace are not ready for- Stacy! The red button! The RED button!" shouted Phineas.
Stacy began to zoom all over the place. She was almost invisible! But you could tell where she was because of her screaming. "Everyone duck!" said Baljeet. He said that just in time as Stacy flew over them.
"I can't reach the button at this speed! HELP!" screamed Stacy.
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do next!" said Phineas. "Create remote stoppers." Stacy zoomed past them again. Ferb nodded in agreement. "I don't know why we didn't do that in the first place. You know, when we created that setting." said Phineas. Candace started walking out the door. "Uh, sorry Stace! I'll get you a drink too!" she shouted. She then left the area. "Candace!" shouted Stacy.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. "Ferb, are you expecting someone?" asked Phineas. He opened the door. One thing's for sure. They didn't expect to see Hulk, Thor, Iron Man, and Spider-Man standing there. "Not them." said Ferb. The heroes all walked in as the two brothers stepped aside. "Whoa. It's bigger on the inside..." Spider-Man said in awe.
"Just a little British Sci-Fi technology." said Ferb. The gang all walked around and looked at the place. "Does anyone hear screaming?" asked Spider-Man. Stacy ended up crashing into him, sending them both against the far wall of SHED. The others ran up to them. Well, with the exception of Iron Man who was dragged by Hulk. "Man. That was an awesome crash. You put an indent in the wall." said Buford.
"Whoa, are you guys okay?" asked Phineas. Stacy and Spider-Man sat up. "Man. What hit me? This sure wouldn't hurt so much if I had my powers..." said Spider-Man. He tried to rub the pain of his headache away. "Um, it's more like who hit you pal." said Iron Man.
"What? Oh." said Spider-Man. He finally noticed the girl about his age that was sitting beside him.
"Ugh. Sorry Spider-Man." said Stacy as she rubbed her own headache away. Then she realized what she had just said. "Sp-Sp-Sp-Spiiiii..." she stuttered. The two stared at each other awkwardly for a moment. "Um, sup?" said Spider-Man. "Wait. Are you wearing a space suit?"
"Oh yeah. She and Candace, me and Ferb's sister, were training to surf asteroids in space. The rest of us just finished a little while ago. But, it'd be awesome to go again!" explained Phineas. The heroes stared at him. "Um... maybe we should go inside the house for a bit to explain things. Besides Candace is taking a while to get drinks." said Phineas.
"Aren't you a little young to be stealing super hero's superpowers?" asked Spider-Man, once they were all in the house. Spider-Man paused. "And for flying in space?"
"Yes. Yes, we are for flying in space, and yes we would be too young to steal your powers, Spider-Man, if we actually did it. But like I said, I don't think we did." said Phineas.
"You can't see it, but I have a rather severe look of disappointment on my face." said Iron Man.
Isabella walked up to Iron Man with a ladder and a juice box. "This'll turn that tin frown upside-down!" she said.
"Juice in a box? We have nothing like this in Asgard." said Thor.
"Straw cannot penetrate!" said Hulk in frustration.
"Hey, hey, hey! Calm blue ocean." said Spider-Man. He took the juice box. "Let me take care of that for ya, buddy." He then tried it himself. "Wow. This is difficult. Huh, it's not usually-" He trailed off just as Stacy grabbed the juice box from him. She punctured a whole in it with the straw in one move. She handed Hulk the drink and smiled. Then they heard Iron Man and Thor snort. "What." said Spider-Man. Thor was smirking.
"You can't see it, but I'm also smirking." said Iron Man. "Oh, and thanks, Isabella. Well, moving on, the power-siphoning ray originated from the Tri-State Area. And I was thinking you guys would know something about it, since it bounced off your space station."
"Maybe your powers just... disappeared." suggested Stacy.
"Actually, powers can't really ever disappear." said Spider-Man. Then he sighed. "Just- taken away..."
"Are you sure it was our space station?" asked Phineas.
"It was shaped like your head." said Hulk.
"Well, that sounds like ours, but we don't know anything about a power-siphoning ray."
"I was afraid of that. Well, the first thing we gotta do is get our powers back." said Iron Man.
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna d-" Phineas got interrupted by Candace as she walked down the stairs.
"Alright, boys and girls, listen up, Mom's on a walking tour of Danville and Dad's tinkering in the basement, so I'm in charge. That means no shenanigans! Hey, Spider-Man. So Stacy and I will be at her house all...d-d-d-daaay?!"
"'Sup?" said Spider-Man.
"Is that how you greet everyone?" commented Stacy. Spider-Man looked at her. "Is that an actual question or criticism?" he asked. Stacy thought for a moment. "I'll get back to you." she said.
"Greetings, fair young maiden." Thor said to Candace.
"It's super...heroes...in...duh...our...kitchen!" stammered Candace.
"Candace is gonna lie down for a while." said Isabella. She lead her out of the room.
"Heroes...Thor...Hulk...Iron Man... In...Our...Kitchen...Uh..." stammered Candace.
"That's it. Just breathe. They're only superheros." said Isabella.
"Looks like you guys have a fan." said Phineas.
"Oh, boy." said Iron Man. He tipped over and an inexplicable cat was heard screeching.
"Then it's probably good she didn't see that." said Thor.
"I'm okay." said Iron Man.
"That cat isn't." commented Stacy.
"Does anyone even know where it came from?" wondered Spider-Man.
"Hey, where's Perry?" wondered Phineas.
"Have a seat, Agent P. Due to the gravity of your mission today, the gentleman on the big screen will be addressing you, while I use this old TV monitor Carl found in the basement." said Monogram.
"Sorry, sir, I couldn't get the split-screen to work." said Carl.
"Anyway, this is director Nick Fury of S-H-I-E-L-D." said Monogram.
"That's SHIELD! It's an acronym." said Fury.
"Oh, like "OWCA"" said Monogram.
"Yes, except it's cool. Now, where is your agent, Major?"
"He's sitting right there."
"You mean behind the platypus?"
"No, that's Secret Agent Perry the Platypus."
"Is he some kind of super-platypus with super-platypus powers?"
"Uh...no." said Monogram.
"Does he have some kind of robotic platypus exoskeleton?"
"He, uh, he has a fedora."
"Hey, wait a minute, were you wearing that eye patch when we started?!"
"Oh, this? Uh, yeah. It's, uh, doctor's orders. I have a sty."
"He thinks it makes him look cool." sighed Carl.
"No I don't."
"I'm going to proceed as if this were going really well. Agent P, Iron Man, Hulk, Thor and Spider-Man have lost their superpowers to a mysterious power-siphoning ray, which we believe originated somewhere in the Danville area. We fear a group of super villains are closing in. We need you to monitor the situation and report back. Francis, I'm gonna need you to- Now what are you doing?" said Fury.
"He thinks two eye patches make him look twice as cool." said Carl.
"I don't know what you're talking about." said Monogram.
Fury groaned.
"Welcome to my Hall of Inators. Ah, here's a good one. This is my Oatmeal-to-Porridge-inator. I know. It's a fine distinction. Don't get me started. And here's my Multi-Helio-Tactical-Baboon-Glom-inator. I-I-I think that one is self-explanatory. Oh, and, uh, here's my Waffle-inator, and the Junk-Mail-inator..." said Doof as he gave his newcomers a tour.
"I do not understand. Zees machines are useless. What is wrong wis zis man?" whispered Red Scull.
"Maybe he is a misunderstood genius." said Whiplash.
"Or maybe he is a perfectly understood idiot."
"And, finally, my Disintegrator-inator. Pretty impressive, huh?" said Doof.
"Vere is ze machine zat took away the powers of the heroes?" asked Red Scull.
"Oh, my Power-Drain-inator! Ooh, that was a cool one! And it was...destroyed by my nemesis, Perry the Platypus. You just missed him." said Doof.
"Perry ze Platypus? Is he a super-soldier platypus?" asked Red Scull.
"No."
"Was he bitten by a radioactive platypus?" asked Venom.
"No, he's, uh, just a regular crime-fighting platypus."
"It is no matter! You will rebuild ze machine!" said Red Scull.
"Oh, so we're workin' together now! Great! I'll be the leader! I've always wanted an evil entourage." said Doof.
"Let's destroy him." said Whiplash.
"Nein. Let him think he is in charge. Ven he has exceeded his usefulness, ve vill give him to MODOK to destroy." said Red Scull.
"Hey, where is MODOK?" wondered Whiplash.
They all looked back to see that MODOK wasn't able to get through the doorway.
"D'oh! Curse you, Danville, town of small doors!" said MODOK.
"Listen, before I rebuild the machine, I've got some errands to run. You guys should come with." said Doof, Red Scull hissed, "Is your head gonna burst into flames or am I thinking of somebody else?"
After a went back inside SHED. "Iron Man, looks like someone raided your armory." said Thor. The gang looked over to see a familiar body armor suit that the boys had made a few days earlier.
"Oh, you like that, huh? This is The Beak Suit Mark 2. We're still working on the waterproofing so we can't take it out in the rain." said Phineas.
"You know, Stark Industries offers summer internships." suggested Iron Man
"Thanks, but this summer's pretty packed." replied Phineas.
"Apparently." said Iron Man. Phineas handed the gang some cards. "And these are your SHED key card IDs. They'll get you into all areas of the compound." he said.
"Ooh! And they're laminated!" said Spider-Man.
"Ugh. I look like Stan Lee in my picture?" said Stacy.
"What? What do you mean?" asked Phineas. Stacy handed him the card. "You look just like you always do." He handed the picture back. "You look like Keiko Kitagawa to me." Spider-Man suddenly said. Everyone looked at him while Stacy blushed a tiny bit. "What?" said Spider-Man. "What?"
Just then the doors opened and Candace walked in. "Um, hi. Heh. Would you guys read my fan-fiction? It's a story where Thor and Hulk decide to learn ice skating and-" she started.
"I'm sorry, but we're not allowed to accept unsolicited material." said Spider-Man.
"Candace, I didn't know you were a fangirl." said Isabella.
"Oh, sure. From way back. It started 'cause I had to do a lot of research to get up to speed for the Ducky Momo Super hero crossover event." said Candace.
"Okay, superheros. We have to get to work building a device that will restore your powers." said Phineas.
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hehehehehehehe!" Candace said excitedly.
After a few minutes of talking, the gang went back inside SHED.
"Until we find out what happened to your actual powers, this machine should be able to replicate them temporarily. Everyone in position and we'll start calibrating!" said Phineas.
"Let's get our hero on!" Candace said excitedly.
"Just a minute, Candace. We all set?" said Phineas.
"All set. Just as soon as I-" started Ferb. However...
"Great! All set!" said Candace. She pushed the red button. "Lock down the power assignments and reverse polarity." finished Ferb.
Phineas looked up from what he was doing. "Candace, what did you do?!" he asked worriedly.
"Uh-oh." was his reply. The machine began to rumble and then it- exploded! There were different colours going everywhere, and Stacy wound up flying backwards into the wall.
"Are you okay guys?" asked Phineas.
"Why am I always hitting the wall?" wondered Stacy.
"By Odin's beard, I feel invigorated!" exclaimed Thor. He suddenly jumped up high. "See? It worked! Hmm?" said Candace. Phineas looked at her. "Well, not exactly. Look." he said. He pointed upwards and apparently Thor was sticking to the ceiling. "Something is not right." he said.
"Um..." started Stacy. "I concur."
"What do you mean, you concur? Besides the fact that Thor is on the ceiling, and I feel as though I've had a dozen energy drinks." said Spider-Man.
"Well...I don't really know how to explain it, but I feel- different." she said. Phineas walked up to her. "Different how?" he asked, clearly worried.
"Oh wait, just as the whole thing exploded, I saw her get hit by some of the light energy in the process. I do believe that is what forced her into the wall." said Baljeet. He walked up to the wall that she hit. "It was actually quite powerful." he said, referring to the large indent. Stacy's eyes widened. "Wait. Are you saying that I might have someone's powers?" she asked. Baljeet looked at her. "Well- yes. But unless you try to access those powers, it is impossible to tell which power you have."
"Hm...how would I access them?" asked Stacy.
"Um, try lifting something heavy. You could have Hulk's strength!" said Isabella.
"Oh, um actually..." said Spider-Man. He lifted up a large piece of machinery, with Baljeet, and Buford on top. "Um, I-I have a fear of heights. Could you please put us down?" asked Baljeet. He did so.
"Well, that's out. Okay so all that's left is Thor's powers, and Iron Man's powers." said Phineas.
"You know, I do feel kind of- godly like." said Iron Man. They all looked at him oddly. "What? I mean I think I have Thor's powers. Come on guys. At least I can move now." he explained.
"Actually, that does come with the powers. Right now, I am feeling very- ungodly." said Thor. Iron Man gestured to him. "See?" he said. Stacy sighed. "Man. Does that mean I have Iron Man's powers? They're pretty useless without the suit you know!" she said. Spider-Man laughed.
"Hey!" said Iron Man.
"Well, not technically. Hulk may have Iron Man's powers. But, yeah. Without the suit, it's pretty hard to tell who's got them." said Phineas. Iron Man sighed. "No offense?" said Phineas. Iron Man waved it off.
"Hm. I guess we should really just ask Hulk. So, how do you feel big guy?" asked Phineas.
"I am feeling entrepreneurial." said Hulk. They looked at him. "At least his grammar has improved. He must have Iron Man's powers then." said Phineas.
"So...I might not have any powers at all then? But if that's the case, then why do I feel like I do?" asked Stacy. Everyone was silent for a moment to think on that. Then Spider-Man broke the silence. "Uh, say. How long do you think it'd take you guys to build a power analyzing machine?" he asked.
"Faster than you can say 'power analyzing mach- oh. There you go." said Baljeet. Ferb had already started the work when they began to question if Stacy had powers. It was just a small box, that looked like a calculator. There was a small light bulb that shot out a red beam that scanned Stacy for any powers. "Whatcha got Ferb?" asked Spider-Man.
"According to this, Stacy now has the powers to levitate objects, including humans and animals with her mind, and knows every move in martial arts. Impressive." said Ferb.
"Wow. Awesome! I wonder what I should levitate first..." said Stacy.
"How about you start off small first, then work your way up?" suggested Phineas.
"Okay. Hm..." Stacy looked around to see what she could lift. There wasn't much that was small. Then she remembered the power analyzer. She noticed that Baljeet was holding it. "Hm, if we modify the settings on this then we cou- ah! What is happening!" he shouted. The analyzer was lifting up in the air- and he was still holding it for some reason, and going up with it. "Cool!" said Stacy as she concentrated.
"Why am I always the one being lifted!" shouted Baljeet. Stacy blinked and lost her concentration. "Sorry, I forgot you said you were afraid of heights!" she said. The analyzer stopped floating and Baljeet began falling. "Sorry!" shouted Stacy. She tried focusing on him this time. Baljeet found himself landing safely and gently on the floor. Iron Man walked up behind Stacy and put a hand on her shoulder.
"Um, we probably shouldn't test your martial arts- WHOA!" he shouted. Out of instinct, Stacy had grabbed his hand and flipped him. He hit the floor with a hard thud, and groaned a bit. Stacy looked at him in shock. The others had to do a double-take on what had just happened. "Um..." said Spider-Man, "okay, note to self- don't sneak up on Stacy." The others nodded in agreement while Iron Man groaned again. "Sorry!" said Stacy.
"Woo! Oh, boy, that was great! Hey, I've got an idea, let's go get some ice cream and spoil our dinner! I mean, who's gonna tell us no?" said Doof.
"That's it! I've had it! We're wasting our time!" said Whiplash, he took out his whips and whipped a Ducky Momo kiosk. "We need to bring the heroes to us!" The kiosk smashes to pieces leaving several patrons to run for cover. "Well..." sighed the Kiosk girl.
"So give me the hammer. What do I do? I just stick out my hand, right? Come on, baby, come to papa!" said Iron- Man.
"That is not how it works." said Thor.
"Whatdaya mean? I got your powers." said Iron-Man.
"Wielding Mjolnir is about worthiness, not power."
"Really?"
"It's a fine distinction, but an important one."
"Potato, potahto."
There was a pause. "I do not know what that means." said Thor.
"Okay, never mind. What about the lightning? How do I control that?"
"Actually, that only works with the hammer."
"What about flying? I've seen you fly."
"Well, yes. But not without the-"
"Not without the hammer. Right."
"This is a disaster, Candace!" said Phineas.
"Look, it was an accident! But I can still help! I know that the villains will-" began Candace. However, Phineas interrupted. "No! you don't know! The entire Tri-State Area, and, possibly, the world is at stake here! Honestly, Candace, if you don't know what you're doing, keep you hands off the machinery!" he shouted.
"Well, then, maybe I should just leave!"
"Yeah! Maybe you should!" Phineas turned back to the machinery. Candace stared at him in shock for a moment before exiting the SHED sad.
"Alert! Alert! Relevant news broadcast intercepted!" The gang and the heroes walk up to the TV. "This just in: Disaster in Danville! Horse in a Bookcase is cancelled after a nineteeen-year run. Also, chaos at the Googolplex Mall! An evil entourage of three supervillains, and what appears to be a pharmacist and a giant chicken egg with a face are bustin' up the place somethin' fierce!"
"We are needed!" stated Thor. Phineas looked at him. "But you can't! Your powers! They're not fixed yet! We just need more time." he said.
"I know, Phineas, but we're heroes. This is what we do." said Iron-Man. Then they began to leave. "Uh, what about me?"asked Stacy. They stopped and turned around. "Well, unless you have some kind of battle suit-" Spider-Man was interrupted by Ferb. He had a suit all ready. "Man, you are good!" said Spider-Man. Ferb gave a thumbs up. "Awesome, and it's not a hamster ball!" said Stacy. There was a pause. "What?" asked Spider-Man.
"Uh, long story. Tell ya later."
"Alright then. Stacy, you get changed and meet us at the mall." said Iron Man.
"Got it!" said Stacy. She grabbed the outfit and went to change.
"Wait, can we help?" asked Phineas. Iron-Man stopped. "Not unless you can fly." he said.
Phineas and Ferb looked at their suit. "Well, it's not raining!" said Phineas. The two fist bumped.
Soon they were all ready, minus Stacy, and they headed off!
"Bacaw! Woohoo!" shouted the Beak.
Once they got there, things were just as bad as they had heard.
"This should get their attention." Red Scull laughed evilly. The heroes and the Beak appeared in a crack in the mall. "Looks like somebody left the door open!" said Spider-Man.
"Alright, gang, it's show time! Everybody ready?" said Iron Man.
"I feel pretty good." said Spider-Man.
"I'd feel better with a metal suit." said Hulk.
"Sorry, big guy, no time." said the Beak. Iron Man pointed upwards. "Look!" he said.
"Ah, ze superheros are here to save the day. But without your powers, zis is just a costume part. MODOK, destroy them!" said Red Skull.
"I don't think so!" came a voice.
"Vat is zis?" said Red Skull.
Suddenly Stacy jumped over the heroes. She went head down and placed both her hands on the ground and did a somersault. She gracefully posed in a fighting stance. There was silence for a short moment. She wore her turquoise body suit, and it was complete with a full face mask that covered her neck as well. She had lost her bow and put her hair in a bun with a couple of strands loose on the sides. In other words, she looked awesome!
"I am so in love with he right now." mumbled Spider-Man.
"What?" asked Iron Man.
"Nothing!" he answered quickly.
"And who, might you be?" asked Red Skull.
"I am-St-" started Stacy, but then she realized that she hadn't come up with a name for herself.
Spider-Man noticed this and stood beside her. "She..." he began. Although, he couldn't exactly come up with anything at the moment either. "Is new." he finished awkwardly. Iron Man face-palmed in the background. "You're killing us kid." he said quietly.
"Yes well. It vill make no difference! Yes, I will take great pleasure in destroying these puny heroes!" said MODOK.
"I got 'im, guys! Spider-Man smash!" said Spider-Man. He smashed through the roof of the Googolplex Mall, while Linda was outside listening on her headphones, oblivious.
"Looking to your left you'll see..." said the tour guide.
"Whoooa! Whoooooaaa!" shouted Spider-Man.
"Was he makin' fun of me?" wondered Hulk.
"A little, yes." said Thor. He clung onto a part of the wall while Hulk roared. Hulk attempted to punch Venom but Venom got the upper hand and threw him into Rogers Appliances store.
"They still have their powers!" said Whiplash.
"Yes, but they are all mixed up!" said Red Scull. He lifted Doof up by his lab coat. "Is zis your doing!?"
"Uh, I don't remember making a Power-Switch-inator, but, uh, y'know, I make a lot of inators!" was the reply. Red Skull tossed Doof who crashed into some tables. MODOK blasted some beams towards Iron Man.
Stacy tried using her mind control on MODOK, and threw him into Red Skull. "Hey, thanks!" said Iron Man.
"Anytime!" said Stacy. "Look out!" She dodged a few attacks, and soon found herself being cornered by Whiplash and Red Skull. "St- uh, oh no!" said Spider-Man. He ran towards them, grabbed Stacy, and jumped out of the way. Except he over jumped and they were high above the scene. "Wow. I'm really having an off day." he said.
"Yeah- but thanks for saving me." said Stacy.
"Oh- yeah. Uh, no problem. You know, I'd do it any ti- ow! Whoa!" The two of them suddenly got hit by something and smacked into a window. Stacy had hid behind Spider-Man to avoid that much impact. She peaked out from behind him to see what they hit. It turned out to be a hotel room. An old woman was watching television. Stacy then noticed that the window was open a bit. "I am so sorry ma'am. He's not usually this ignorant." said Stacy. Spider-Man groaned. Suddenly they began falling, and screaming. But they were saved by Stacy's mind powers and were back in action.
"Y'know, it'd be really nice right now to have the power to throw a hammer!" said Iron Man.
"I told you it's not about power, it's about worthiness! It's like talking to a Bilgesnipe." sighed Thor. Whiplash used his whips again. "Bacaw!" shouted the Beak. But he got whipped into two pieces. "Hey, what's going on?!" said MODOK. Thor was carrying MODOK. He attempted to throw him, but couldn't let go. "I find myself in a sticky situation. Oh no, I've received Spider-Man's propensity for puns!" he said. Ferb kicked Whiplash with the legs, while Phineas tripped him with the body. Whiplash slashed the fountain, electrocuting the suit. "Now I wish we'd prioritized the waterproofing." sighed Phineas. MODOK, still stuck to Thor, blasted beams all over the mall, and finally struck Iron Man.
Hulk comes out wearing various appliances and pots and pans. "Now I'm Iron Man!" he said. The real Iron Man crashed into him though. Spider-Man finally came down to Earth and crashed on an eyeglass kiosk. "Okay, that time I overshot the mark. Oh, hey, Venom. What'd I miss?" he said. Venom grabbed Spider-Man, and began choking him. "Spider-Man, are you okay?" called Phineas.
"Could be worse! At least Iron Man and Thor are..." he looked over at Thor. He was being harmed by MODOK. "Well, at least Iron Man..." he looked at Iron Man. Whiplash was tying him up. "Sorry, gang. A little tied up at the moment." he said.
"Well St- u-um-" But Stacy was soon stopped by MODOK. He'd gotten her into a corner and had blasted the building. Debris crumbled over top of her.
"NO!" Spider-Man shouted. He struggled to get free, but couldn't. "Okay, never mind. It couldn't be worse!"
TO BE CONTINUED.
A/N: fun fact, Keiko Kitagawa is a real person, you can google her if you want. :)
