Author: I hate Tea, so I thought I would do a story with everyone hating her. It starts out that she loves Yami and…
Yami: WHAT!!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!!!
Author: because.
Yami: is that all you're going to say?!?!?!?!
Author: yes. Anyway, because everyone hates her, and wants to get away from her, yugi, Yami, Ryou, bakura and Joey flee the country, but its no use…
Chapter 1: Tea the unbearable.
Yami, yugi, Ryou and bakura were all in Yugi's house, and were playing duel monsters against each other. (Yami and yugi. Ryou and bakura and who ever wins, duels with the other victor to see who is best) to no ones surprise, Yami and bakura won the first round, and Yami has turned into a bad winner.
"Ha! I don't even know why you bother duelling me, yugi! You never win!" Yami said, totally full of himself.
"Because if I say no, you start whining like a baby!" yugi snapped. Yami shut up at this and started shuffling his cards for his duel with Bakura. A loud knock came at the door, and Bakura went to get it.
"Well trained, isn't he?" Ryou said, smiling.
Bakura reached the door and opened it. Joey ran into Bakura, knocking him on the floor, falling on top of him.
"Um, hello psycho, what are you doing here?" Joey asked (He doesn't like Bakura)
"Hello, mortal." Bakura said in his eerie voice. He then pushed Joey up, and onto his back, rubbing his hips against Joey's.
"You sick bastard!" Joey screamed and pushed Bakura off him. Bakura started laughing like a madman. Joey went into the living room where yugi and all were
"What did Bakura do?" asked Ryou.
"Don't worry, I'll have my revenge soon." Joey said.
Out in the hall, Bakura was still laughing hysterically.
"What's so funny?" said a voice behind him. Bakura froze. It's that stupid Tea girl, thought Bakura. No wonder Joey was in such a hurry! Tea pulled Bakura up and hugged him. "How's my favourite psychopath today?" she chirped
"Get off me you witch!" Bakura yelled.
"Ooooooh! Someone woke up on the wrong side of bed today!"
"HELP!!"
In the living room:
What's the matter with Bakura?" Ryou asked.
"He's having a hug form an ugly, unbearable witch!" laughed Joey.
"You let Tea in my house!??!" Yugi yelled.
"Oh no. She must be here to see me." Whispered Yami "Hide me!" Everyone ran up the stairs and left Yami on his own. They went upstairs, into Yugi's bedroom, shortly followed by Bakura, and slammed the door shut.
"Do you think we'll be ok in here?" asked Ryou.
"Yeah. She has her pray, so we'll be fine." Bakura said. "Oh look Ryou, a bed, lets have sex!" Ryou blushed a vivid shade of scarlet, and turned to face the wall.
"You're really sick." Joey said.
Outside:
Yami ran upstairs, banging on the door.
"LET ME IN! PLEEEEASE!" No answer. Tea came bouncing up the stairs. She jumped on Yami, hugging and kissing him.
"Hello! How's my favourite pharaoh today?" Yami threw her off and, doing the only thing he could to escape Tea, he flung himself out of the open window.
Author: hi again! Did you like it?
Yami: why me, WHY ALWAYS ME!
Bakura: I'm not gay!
Ryou: Why do people always make me so shy and innocent?
Joey: because you are. But why did you make bakura do that to me!?!?"
Yami: WHY ALWAYS ME!!!!! I'M PUTTING A CURSE ON ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!
Author: 'sighs' Read and review, more chapters soon.
