SERIES DISCLAMIER - I do not own Kid vs Kat, it is owned by Craig McCracken.

(A/N – I just want to make ONE thing clear right now; in this series of stories, Kat is FEMALE for story purposes! You hear me; FEMALE! If you've got a problem with that, don't read. Simple as.)


A new way of life – introduction

"So, got any plans for the weekend? If you want, you can come over to my house for a sleepover cause my dad's gonna be out of town" Dennis said to Coop as they walked down the road from school. "Dennis, sleepovers are for girls and besides I can't; dad's making me have my 'one week time with Kat', remember?" Coop replied. It had been one month since Kat had been fired from her job as an invader and honestly, things were going a WHOLE lot better than before. Burt (Coop's dad) and Millie now knew that Kat was an alien and somehow accepted it, Phoebe had stopped bugging Coop as she had SOMEHOW picked up an interest in Dennis and best of all, Coop and Kat were ACTUALLY getting along.

If you wanted to, you could even consider them FRIENDS now. Kat stopped getting Coop into trouble, Coop stopped trying to expose Kat for the alien that she was (no need when it's already out, right?) and if Coop were to be just sitting around doing nothing, Kat might even come over to him and SIT with him. However, they still had their moments like their 'bonding time'.

When Burt had discovered that Kat was an alien, he knew straight away that Kat wouldn't have anywhere else to go and said she would be staying with the Burtenburgers permanently; this led to the creation of 'bonding time'. Once a week, Coop and Kat would have to try and bond more than they already had by doing things together for 4 hours straight and if they didn't, they would both be punished in their own way. In previous weeks where the result had been good, Coop and Kat had done all sorts of things varying from a simple game of chase to even pulling pranks on Burt and Millie. In weeks where the results had been bad, Coop and Kat would normally not be able to decide what to do and would fight about it. This would normally be fixed however because by the next day, Coop would either go apologise to the hairless feline or Kat would sit on his lap and purr at him; saying she was sorry.

"Oh, okay then" Dennis replied to Coop's answer. "Well, I hope you guys have a good week this time, then." As those words escaped Dennis's lips, the duo realised they had arrived at his house. "See you later then, Coop" Dennis said as he walked up to his front door. When Dennis had shut the door and left his friend on his own, Coop turned to walk to his own home; a smile on his face.

"Yeah, me too."


A few minutes later, as Coop arrived home...

"DAD, I'M HOME!" Coop shouted as he walked through the front door and shut it behind him. He then dropped his schoolbag to the floor and got into a mix of a tiptoe and a battle stance as he was ready to dodge anything. "Alright Kat, I KNOW you remember what day it is so quit fooling and come on out!" Coop shouted. For the first few seconds, nothing happened but after a while, a balloon full of eggs dropped from the ceiling; splattering Coop's head. Coop let out a scream which quickly turned into a frustrated grunt as he realised what Kat had put in the balloon.

"Oh, that's not cool" Coop said as he rubbed yolk between his fingers. As he did this, Kat walked down the stairs, laughing her feline head off; this caused a smirk to appear on Coop's face. "Oh, you think this is funny?" Coop asked rhetorically. Kat stopped laughing for a second to nod quickly before continuing to cackle. "Well in that case, I'll just have to try out the new toy I bought on the way home right here, right now." At this, Kat stopped laughing and an expression of wonder took over her face as she watched Coop dig through his school bag; this expression turned to one of horror as she saw Coop pull out a water gun from his bag and it looked BIG.

"This Kat" Coop said as he showed her the water gun. "Is the new WS-3000; it's able to shoot water faster than the speed Millie uses to get you into a dress for a tea party." This earned the boy a strained meow from the feline because when Millie wanted to have a tea party with Kat, she could shove the alien into a dress quicker than the flash can run. As Coop pointed the water gun at his 'friend', she suddenly smirked and disappeared before the boy's very eyes. This amazed Coop for a second but he immediately knew where Kat had gone to.

In the tool shed, Kat was starting to think that she should've made her teleporter collar take her to somewhere that WASN'T so obvious for her to hide. Knowing that she didn't have enough time to find a new hiding place with Coop already on the way, she jumped up on to the working table and hide in a box which contained all sorts of old invader inventions that she no longer needed. As Kat made a small hole in the box for her to look out of, Coop opened the door to the tool shed and stepped in.

"Alright Kat, I know you're in here. Seriously, you should've teleported somewhere other than here!" He shouted. As the boy was searching around for the feline, he noticed an orb of black inside a box on the working table. When he smirked at it, the orb widened. "Hah, got you now, Kat!" As Coop ran towards the box to shoot Kat with the water gun, he slipped and fell backwards into the wall, causing one of Kat's old inventions to fall from a shelf just above Coop. The invention landed on the tool shed floor and exploded, causing the room to be enshrouded in dust. When the dust cleared up, Kat noticed with horror that Coop had disappeared but his clothes still remained.

Kat instantly springed from out of the box and over to Coop's clothing. When Kat noticed a small sort of shape hidden within Coop's shirt, Kat reluctantly looked inside the article of clothing and gasped at what she saw.


Later that day...

As Coop began to regain consciousness, he immediately noticed that he was no longer within the tool shed that he had passed out in but in his sister's room. Before Coop could ask what he was doing in Millie's room, he felt someone tap him on the shoulder and he turned to see it was none other than Kat but the weird thing was THEY WERE THE SAME HEIGHT. Before Coop could even ask Kat a question, the purple feline pointed to a handheld mirror that was sat on Millie's bedside table. When Coop looked into it, he wished he was dead.

He was a cat. An exact replica of Kat except instead of being violet with dark purple areas, he was pitch white with grey areas. For a while, Coop just stared at his reflection in the mirror but after about a minute, he screamed bloody murder.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?" He shouted. "I'M A CAT AND I'M WHITE AND I'M FLUFFY!" Coop was so busy ranting about his transformation that he didn't notice Kat coming up behind him with a ball of yarn; he only stopped yelling when he saw the string creation in Kat's hand. "Now Coop, if you calm down and let me explain, I'll let you have this ball of yarn. Deal?" asked Kat. Coop was about to agree out of desire for the string ball but then noticed what had just happened. "OH MY GOD! YOU CAN TALK!" he shouted. Kat sighed out of annoyance and then said "Yes, I can talk. I can explain that too if you'll just SHUT UP for a second!" she practically screamed; this got Coop to be quiet. "Thank you".

After Kat's explanation...

As Kat concluded the speech of how Coop became Cat (see what I did there?), the once human boy found himself lost for words at the knowledge Kat had given him. It turns out that the old invention that had dropped from the shelf and exploded was an old creation Kat was planning to use to turn humans into cats but decided against it greatly when she was fired from being an invader. When the invention had exploded, it released one last blast of energy that turned everyone in a 5 feet radius into a cat; meaning only Coop.

The reason Kat was able to speak English was because she had invented a language translator whilst Coop was knocked out, translating her meowing into human English so he could understand her. The factor that had been the most awkward for Kat to explain to Coop was that there was no way for him to turn human again so he would have to just live with it. After much ranting in which Kat knew was coming and so just ignored, the two cats went downstairs to break the news to Coop's father and sister.

When the two cats entered the kitchen, Millie was drawing in a colouring book and Burt was cooking spaghetti bolognaise for dinner. Before jumping onto the table to get both the human's attention, Kat noticed that Coop had a look of worry on his now feline face so she assured him everything would be fine and he responded with a simple 'I hope so'.

Millie was the first to notice the purple cat on the table as it jumped up. "Hello, Mrs. Kat" she said. At that moment, Millie noticed a second cat behind her beloved purple feline; it looked exactly like her but was as white as a ghost with grey areas instead of violet and dark purple. "Oh, Mrs. Kat; you've brought home a friend!" Millie shouted as she hugged the new white cat to death. "Millie, we struggle to take care of Mrs. Kat alone; we can't have anymore" stated Burt as he walked to the table with two plates of dinner in his hand. Coop then swallowed before making the move. "You kind of don't have a choice."

Burt stopped in his tracks and stared at cat Coop whilst Millie slowly let him out of the death hug in shock. As Millie became face-to-face with her cat brother, Burt dropped the plates of dinner to the floor and screamed in horror to the rooftops in which Kat just face palmed; like father like son.

After Coop and Kat had SOMEHOW managed to calm Burt down and get Millie to speak again, they explained to them everything Kat had explained to Coop the first time around and surprisingly, they were actually okay with it. Burt said that he would still treat Coop like the son he was whilst Millie had said she actually LOVED her brother's new appearance and that he would have to join her and Kat for tea parties in the future; this earned a shocked face from Coop and a full laugh from Kat in reaction. After dinner, Coop and Kat raced their way to Millie's room as there was only one cat bed and Burt said that until they could get a second, one of them would have to sleep on the cold, horrible floor.

The race was easily won by Kat when she distracted Coop with the yarn ball.


(A/N – And there we go; the introduction to my oneshot series! I hope you all liked it and the idea of Coop becoming a cat and if YOU come up with an idea for a oneshot, put it in a review or PM and if you're lucky, It'll get picked and I'll make a oneshot around YOUR idea! This series will be updated as regularly as I can update it as long as I have ideas or you guys are giving me them.)