Ah, what a beautiful day in hyrule…the birds chirping, the sky so blue…and waddling one-eyeballed creatures- W-wait... WHAT

WAS THAT? A one eyed creature with a sword? That's not... normal! Where am I! This place isn't the Hyrule I know and love!

And...And...where are the fierce Boko Babas and the poes! All I can see are these... these cute little rock things with eye balls and-and

missles with eyeballs and... and blobs with eyeballs…! And more things with EYEBALLS!

"'Scuse me, sir. Ya lost?" Asked an orange-colored round creature that had one large eye in the middle of its face. I backed up slowly

from the eyeball thing. It appeared to speak my language, though with a rather strange accent. Maybe it's harmless... I thought, lowering

my guard. "Er, hi there…I'm Link…you wouldn't happen to know where any fierce monsters are would you? In a forest maybe?" "Fierce

monstah? You lookin' at wun right naow!" it said, shooting a beam of light right at me just to prove the point. My fears of being

somewhere other than Hyrule were confirmed, and as if to taunt me and my worries, a colorful box of text popped up in front of my face.

'Use power ups and 1-ups to regain health. Defeat enemies by sucking them up', it informed him. I looked at the text, disgusted. "What

does it mean by suck them up?" I thought about it for a moment. "But wait... maybe I'm different in this new world, too!" Following the

instructions that I had seen, I got a running start on the orange blob to try and... well... 'suck it up'... though, ultimately, I only succeeded in

glomping it. I then decided that I definately didn't belong wherever I was.

"That's what ye get fer callin' me a wimp!"

"I DIDN'T YOU WEIRD BLOB!"

"That's Waddle Doo teh you sir!'