Lord Voldemort and the fangirl.

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A/N:Hello all you fangirl's and fanboy's out there this is a story about me if I ever met Voldemort and all the events that would happen please don't leave bad reviews bye.

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Warnings:Lots of swearing and my retarded brain. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD

Declaimer:I don't own Harry Potter that is the only time I will say it.

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Chapter 1:The arrival. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD Voldemort's P.O.V I sat in my chair at a Death Eater meeting listening to my followers reports on the attack at the ministry. Suddenly a portal opened above the table and causing everyone to back away from the table. Then a teenage girl by the looks of her fell through it and landed face first on the table lots of black suitcases following and landing on her head causing a muffled "Ow" To come from her. She then lifted her head from the table and said "Wow this place is cool"She looked at Severus and squealed before standing up jumping of the table and hugging him which must have scared him a bit because he looked shocked and scared that someone dared hug him let alone touch him. I then said to her"Who might you be and why are you hear?"She looked at me with fascination before saying"WOW your Voldemort you are sooo cool why do you not have a nose or do you have one but is it super flat oh and my names Midnight Raven Black well just Midnight Black but people call me different names like Midnight Raven Mid Night Rae or Black but most the time they just scream OH MY GOD THE CRAZY GIRL HAS A KNIFE RUN FOR YOUR LIFES but I don't see why they*Pause for big dramatic breath*would shout that I'm not aloud pointy things any more my daddy says so." Everyone just stares at her before she says"Well can you guys breath your creeping me out."We all continue to stare so she sings "THERE ONCE WAS A BOY NAMED HARRY DESTINED TO BE A STAR HIS PARENTS WERE KILLED BY VOLDEMORT WHO GAVE HIM A LIGHTNING SCAR!" She had our attention but continued to sing"THERE ONCE WAS A BOY NAMED HARRY WHO CONSTANTLY CONQUERED DEATH BUT IN ONE FINAL DUEL BETWEEN GOOD AND BAD HE MAY TAKE HIS FINAL BREATH!" She smiled that she had gotten our attention then said"Can someone show me to a room I can stay in because I'm going to be hear for a wile."And that is when a large portion of the room fainted because she had only been hear a few minutes and I already had a migraine this is not going to be pleasant.

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A/N:This story probably sucks and is short but I would like to see you do better...actually yes I challenge everyone to write a story about and fangirl or fanboy staying with Voldemort or your favourite character make sure you cause havoc bye llamas XD.