The Cullens Go To The Amusement Park!!
It was a cold rainy day in the little town of Spoons, Washington, where a group drop dead gorgeous vampires lived. In the large living room, Emmett Cullen sat looking very bored. Next to him was a freaky haired kid who always looked like he was in pain, and spoke like some hillbilly from Texas. His name was Jasper. That just says it all, who would name that poor soul Jasper?
Anyway, next to gay jasper kid, sat a bronze haired bi-polar by the name of Edward. And next to the bi-polar beauty Sat a beautiful blonde vampire, who for some strange demented reason, was a doctor….yeah, weird I know. The Big Buff dude who we began with was Emmett Cullen, who was kind of an idiot. Then, for a strange, but glorious moment, Emmett got an idea! "Lets Go to the amusement park!" his booming voice spoke, shaking the house.
