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"Talking"
"YELLING REALLY LOUD!"
Big gulp
Ed and Ling froze, shocked.
Envy stopped mid-gloute and held the blond five-year-old (he was supposed to be kidnapping) away from him.
"...Dude, are you peeing on me?" he asked inscrutably
"Yes." the boy said looking up briefly before turning back to his erm...'business'.
The teens started to snicker.
"...Why?" Envy asked after a minute.
"I have to go!" the boy shouted, annoyed "I tried to tell you guys but you didn't listen..." he said before focusing again. Ed the 'babysitter' shifted under Ling's glare.
"But why are you peeing on me!?" he shouted
"I have to go!" the boy repeated glaring
"Well STOP IT!" Envy yelled
"I can't! You shouldn't of picked me up!" the blond boy yelled back. Envy couldn't think of what to say to that, so he decided to just wait it out. He looked away moodily.
"...Are you done yet?" he growled
"No, I had a reeallly big root beer so its gonna be a while."
Envy: "..."
Then they all just stood around awkwardly..
Moral of the day: Never kidnap a kid with a full bladder.
AN: Poor kid, he just had to go..
It was gonna be Scar instead of Envy, but I can't resist picking on the palmtree. Al was gonna be there instead of Ling, but I've never wrote Ling before and hes one of my fav.s.
+How badass is it to pee on a badass?
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