#1: This Is Me.

I want to be better, faster, stronger. I want to be made.

"Hi, this is me, Josh. Where I come from, guys who do all their homework on time and spend their summers working on science projects don't really get much attention – especially not from girls.

At my school, the coolest guys are the ones who get straights Fs, play guitar and spend two hours on their hair alone. Like this guy. This is Drake, the most popular guy in school, and if that's not bad enough, he's my brother.

Drake's cool and everything, but sometimes I just wish I could step out of his shadow and prove he's not the only one in the family who can be interesting. That's why, if I could be made into anything, it would be Prom King.

That's right, Belleview High Prom King 2007, with a gorgeous girl draped over my arm and everyone cheering for me, and this year, might just be my turn.

I want to be made."