Chapter One: Disaster Unrelated To the Brotherhood Strikes

"Bub, you kids spend way too much time broodin'," Logan announced. Cheerfully. The X-Men took this as a definite warning sign. "Look who's talking," Scott whispered. "Ve are teenagers. Zat is vhat ve do," Kurt pointed out, looking up from the TV. "Well, I aim to put a stop to it," Logan said, turning to the watching Charles. "Chuck, I propose that I take these kids on a camping trip!" "That sounds like a wholesome idea," the Professor said. "You may take the kids into the conveniently nearby National Forest during spring break, Logan. Since spring break conveniently starts tomorrow, you better get packing." A chorus of "No, no, no, please don't do this to us!" came from the shocked lips of six frightened teenagers. "Well, they're only worried about our mental well-being," Jean said to the rest of the students. "Jean?" Kitty said. "Yes?" "Shut up!" Rogue finished as visions of camping with Logan crossed everybody's minds.