Disclaimer: I do not own Draco, no matter which star I wish on. I do not own the song either. It's 'I Just Can't Wait To Be King' from the Lion King with some altered words here and there.
Title: I Just Can't Wait To Be King
Summary: Draco and the rest of the Great Hall breakout into song. My attempt at humor.
Draco bounded into the Great Hall, his face full of excitement and mischief. Professor Snape walked in behind him and grimaced at the obvious glee flowing off of his godson.
"What are you so cheery about?" he questioned the boy. In response the Draco's face took on an even more excited look.
"Father's letter came! All his plans are set. And I'm going to be king!" Draco's voice carried throughout the Great Hall, and everyone became quiet with his statement. Dumbledore smiled, a twinkle in his eye, and waved his wand. Music poured into the room. And Draco burst out into song.
"I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!"
"I've never seen a king of beasts, with quite so perfect hair." Snape sneered and gestured to Draco's perfectly combed locks.
"I'm gonna be the main event, like no king was before. I'm brushing up on looking down, I'm working on my roar!" Draco went on, completely ignoring his godfather's statement.
"Thus far a rather uninspiring thing." Snape commented dryly.
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king!" The young Malfoy's voice was beautiful and caused Dumbledore's spell to become more powerful.
"You have a rather long way to go, young master, if you think..." Snape was cut off by the Weasley twins.
"No one saying do this." Fred and George sung, thinking off how wonderful it would be.
"Now when I said that-" McGonnagal began, but she cut off
"No one saying be there." Blaise Zambini from the Slytherin table joined in.
"What I meant was–" Started the Charms teacher.
"No one saying stop that." Sang Cho Chang from the Hufflepuff table.
"What you don't realize–" Interjected the Arithmacy teacher.
"No one saying see here." All the Gryffindors chorused.
"Now see here!" Filch shouted as he walked into the music filled room.
"Free to run around all day," Draco started singing again.
"That's definitely out–" Began the irate Potions teacher
"Free to do it all my way!" Continued Malfoy.
"I think it's time that you and I, arranged a heart-to-heart." Snape snapped, enraged with the fact that he was singing.
"Kings don't need advice, from little hornbills for a start." Draco retorted, referring to Snape's rather large nose.
"If this is where the monarchy is headed, count me out, out of service, out of Hogwarts, I wouldn't hang about. This child is getting wildly out of wing." Snape yelled and sang at the same time.
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Everybody look left, everybody look right." Draco ordered and began to dance, with Slytherins as his back up dancers.
"Everywhere you look I'm standing in the spotlight!" Lights shined down on the blond haired boy.
"Not yet!" Snape sang and pushed Draco out of the lights.
"Let every student go to class and sing, let's hear it in the hall and on the wing." Dumbledore proclaimed. He smiled as he watched the spell play out, causing him to sing about the gossip in the halls and spreading it around by owl.
"It's gonna be King Draco's finest fling!" Sang Harry Potter and the Golden Trio.
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king!" Draco announced getting back into the spotlight.
"Oh, he just can't wait to be king!" The entire hall sang.
"Oh, I just can't wait...just can't wait to be king!" Draco sang the final line of the song and the music died down.
"Did that seem weird to anyone else?" Questioned Ron.
"Oh, yeah." Harry and Hermione whispered in sync. Meanwhile the Slytherins and Ravenclaws were complimenting Draco on his singing talent and Snape stalked out of the room, furious that everyone had heard him sing. Dumbledore smiled again, the twinkle in his eyes as bright as ever.
"You know, Draco does have a pretty good voice." Harry commented, sneaking a glance at the blond prince. Ron and Hermione just looked at him with wide eyes and jaws dropped. Harry sighed.
"Your calling the ferret by his name!" Shouted a confused and irritated Ron. First Malfoy singing, now this. "What is going on! What is happening!" He shouted again.
So what do you think? Was it okay? Seriously, I know some people are reading this story. Please review. I'll bow down to you. Look I'm bowing right now, please review.
