Disclaimer: Nope, i don't own them or make any profit out of writing these.

A/N: this was thought up and i had to write it... It's kinda crazy. :P


As he walked into the hub he kept his head down, it would just be too embarrassing if they saw him like this.

"Hi Owen."

"Hey Tosh."

"Is anything wrong." Tosh asked, getting slightly nervous because Owen hadn't looked at her and he normally did.

"I'm fine, nothings wrong!" He shouted at her.

"Would anyone like any coffee?" Ianto asked as he came in from the lift.

"Sure, Ianto." Tosh said.

"Hmm." Owen mumbled as he wiped his face as if trying to get something off.

"You okay Owen?" Ianto asked rather amused at watching Owen do that.

"Look tea-boy, when I want you to if I'm okay I would tell ya mate, so just bugger off will ya."

As Ianto walked away muttering about how rude Owen had just been Tosh had gone to go and get Jack and Gwen who were talking about some alien device they had picked up the other day.

"Jack?"

"Yeah, what's up Tosh?"

"I think there's something wrong with Owen, he won't look at anyone."

When Jack, Tosh, and Gwen had got to Owens station Jack asked, "Have you finished those autopsies yet Owen?"

"Not yet, why?" He knew this was it, he knew Jack would make him lift his head up, but for now it's staying down.

"Look at me Owen." Jack said simply.

"Uh, no, I don't think so mate." Owen answered and tried to get away but Jack and the girls had him cornered. Jack's hand suddenly found its way to his chin and tilted his head up. Gwen screamed at the sight of his face but then started to laugh hysterically, Tosh was stood there gob smacked, and Jack was just stood there with an all knowing smile on his face and barely holding the urge to laugh at the site of Owen with make-up on his face.

"It wouldn't come off." He said quietly, almost to his face.

"What did you try?" Jack asked rather curious about it.

"I tried washing my face and everything."

"Well, come on Polly, lets get that stuff off ya. It's a good job we have some stuff in the archive that gets stuff like this off." Jack said rather amused.

"My names not Polly," Owen mumbled to anyone that was listening. "It's not my fault if the girl thought it would be funny to put make up on me."

"It's because your… well scrap that, you're not really attractive so I don't know."

"What I can be attractive," Owen stated.

"Yeah, keep telling yourself that"

As they got to Jack's office, Jack called for Ianto who appeared out of nowhere.

"Oh no, he's, not helping get this stuff off." Owen stated.

"I'm not going to help, I'm going to give these to Jack so he can help you," Ianto said whilst handing Jack something he picked up from the archives.

When Jack had cleaned Owen up he couldn't help the laugh that came out.

"Sir?" Ianto asked as he stepped into Jack's office.

"Yes Ianto?"

"A Weevil has been sighted in Splott."

As Jack went out to his team he said,"Tosh, Gwen and Polly come on there's a Weevil in Splott."

When Tosh and Gwen were in the SUV Owen was coming up when Jack said "Come on darling, is this because I won't let you wear your high heels." As Jack said this Tosh and Gwen burst out laughing and if looks could kill and Jack could die Owens stares would have killed him half a dozen times.