Ok... this just would not go away...
Disclaimer: The title is 'borrowed' from James Bond, anything else you recognise is from Monty Python (either Holy Grail or Spamalot)
Never say Ni
Never say Ni
If you haven't got a shrubbery.
Never ask a Frenchman for the Grail
If you aren't prepared for an animal-hail.
Never underestimate a rabbit
If it has fangs and there are bones around it.
Never assume someone to be dead
If you haven't bashed in their head.
Never start to sing
In the castle of the swamp-king.
Never eat spam a lot
If you aren't in Camelot.
