AN/ *Warning* Out of character characters, mostly Perry, sometimes Doof... You've been warned.. Perry acts like Candace,Doof is evil,that's so new! R&R,Perryshmirtz oneshot..
Doof opened his door and looked around,he was sure he heard a knock. A strange feeling in his gut told him to look down. He followed the feeling and looked down to find...A letter adressed to him. He picked it up and opened it. It read:
Dear Doof,
I loved you for awhile and I really wanted to tell you my..uh..feelings..I knew I couldn't tell you in person,so I wrote this.
Your Secret
Admirer
Doof blushed,someone loved him,but he knew no one,no human being that is. He only knew Perry.. 'Perry?! Did he love me? No,that's not possible,he's an agent and it would be hard to woo him.' Doof thought sadly. He went back inside,making sure to close the door behind him.
A teal platypus danced around his room with a doll in his arms. Perry stopped infront of the mirror and looked at the doll. "What's that Doof? You want me to marry you? Of course I will!" Perry squealed.
"For a guy your such a girl!" someone behind him said.
Perry turned to see Phineas in the doorway. "Hey!" Perry yelled, "I told you to knock!"
Phineas laughed. He suddenly smiled,Perry didn't want to know what he was thinking. "Perry and Doof," he began singing, "sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G,"
Perry blushed, "Shut Up!" he yelled,before grabbing a pillow.
Phineas kept singing, "First comes Love,Second comes Marriage,Third comes an Egg in an Incubator!"
Perry threw the pillow at Phineas,who dodged it and ran down the hallway laughing. Perry sighed,he turned to look at the Doof doll. He picked it up, "If you only knew how you make me feel..." he whispered,before jumping up suddenly, "I should buy you chocolates!"
Doof was having one of his crazy moments. "I just have to capture my admirer and then they would be mine MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he began to sketch blueprints of a very simple trap,the net trap which is very cliche.
Doof worked fast when it came to making a trap to catch his 'true love' He set it up so that if someone steped onto the welcome mat,on the net,they would be trapped.
He would finally have love,if he doesn't scare them off.
Perry had chocolates,in a heart-shaped box,in hand. He was heading toward Doof's building. He stopped to buy some flowers. 'Red roses perfect! That'll show him my love! Lillies! His favorite flowers...' He grabed the flowers,threw the man twenty dollars,and set off again.
Perry finally got to Doof's building. He walked inside hesitantly. He headed for the elevator,where he pushed the button of Doof's floor. 'I could run away now or...' Perry thought nervously. He slowly walked down the hallway,he stopped at Doof's door.
Perry had a decision to make. Will he leave the gifts or tell Doof his feelings? Perry took a deep breath and stepped onto the welcome mat. He had no time to react,he was now trapped in a net. The flowers and chocolate layed on the floor beneath him.
Perry was never this scared,he knew Doof would find him and Doof would hate him. Hate his nemesis,the girliest guy on the planet,the one that loves him.
Doof sat on his couch thinking of a certain platypus with teal fur. A loud beeping sound brought him out of his thoughts. "Huh?" Doof said as he walked over to the alarm, "Oh,I caught someone," he sighed "It won't be Perry though.." He walked over to his door,bracing himself for whoever was trapped.
Doof opened the door to hear a scream as the net fell. Now how did that happen?
Perry struggled to escape this net,who ever cut the rope,making the net fall,was gonna get a hug for this.
"Now who is in the net?" he heard a voice say,knowing the voice so well,a name came to mind. Doof? Oh great he's gonna get caught by him!
Doof grabbed the net and pulled it off whoever was under it. He expected some crazy fangirl,but he was shocked to see it was Perry,teal fur and all.
Doof looked at the brown eyes that stared back. "Perry?"
Perry nodded,before taking off his hat,and covered his eyes with it.
Doof got on his knees infront of Perry "Your my secret admirer?" he asked hopefully.
Perry let out a whimper,and uncovered his eyes "Y-yes.."
Doof smiled "Who knew..the guy I like..actually likes me back!"
Perry blushed hearing only the guy I like "Y-you like me?"
Doof nodded,smiling "I liked you for a while.."
Perry went home smiling a lot more than expected. Doof liked him and that was it.
A sudden beep from his watch,brought him out of his thoughts. He pushed a button and Monagram appeared on the screen.
"Agent P,get to your lair immediately!"
Perry nodded,put his hat on,and jumped into the nearest garbage can. He slid down a tube and landed in an orange chair,in the middle of his lair.
Monagram was on the monitor,waiting for him. "Agent P,the best agent in Seatle went rouge."
Perry nodded "Um..not to be rude,but what does this have to do with me?" he asked,boredly.
"We are relocating you there to fight his nemesis,and live with a new family."
AN/ What?! That's it? Yup,that's it,just gonna let you imagine what happens next..I imagine Perry tells Doof,who refuses to let Monagram relocate Perry. True love..awwww! R&R Perryshmirtz rules!
