GOSSIP GIRL:
Rumour has it a new generation have joined the Upper East Side, names? THE CARLYLES: Avery, Baby, and Owen golden triplets they shine and I really mean shine anyone seen the fake tan Avery is using well I must have it. Let's not forget Jack a wannabe ballerina and her doting on/off boyfriend JP plus hot Rhys and his naughty girlfriend Kat who sure has her hands full. And someone's arrived at NY AIRPORT in a jumbo jet. I'll call her mysterious girl.
SIGHTINGS:
B was spotted dog walking in central park with a certain someone's boyfriend. Cute. A, what are you thinking? You can't buy the whole of Barney's; on second thoughts if you got Daddy's Amex you can rule the world, right? O and R doing laps in St Jude's pool with Kat watching Rhys I mean Owen I mean, who is she watching? Last but surely not least J spotted at her private ballet lesson I hope you pivot out of there and give me something exciting to write about. MG stepped onto Fifth Avenue in a classical Burberry trench coat and "The Gucci Boots" What's underneath that coat I must know.FALL:
News just in, MG has a name; wonders will never cease. It's none other then Penelope Grun, voluptuous schoolgirl who causes dirty thoughts in her wake. She is also a hardcore partygoer, of course she will never steal S crown. Anyway school starts next week and have we got things to do. Remember that vintage satchel you saw at Marc Jacobs you have got to get it for this semester oh and while you're at it, roots are showing, time to book an appointment at Garren New York to get a touch up and maybe splurge on some new highlights. Oh and Bloomingdale's have got the new Chloe shoes, don't have them? You're about to cause a social disaster. So get your chauffeur to pick up your Constance uniform from the dry cleaner.
Dear GG,
I'm a lonely bartender but this gorgeous girl made my day. She told me I was her soulmate and not to forget she looks like a Playboy model only problem she gave me her number but it seems to be a drycleaner's number. Help me what shall I do.
LovestruckBartender
Dear LB,
She sounds familiar. Hmm my spies are on it but judging from what you said I things she wasn't sober when she declared her love for you. And look on the upside you got a place to take your dirty clothes.
GossipGirl,
That's all for me I'm of to Saks, a gorgeous lizard-skin clutch caught my eye and I want it.
And who am I? Well that's a secret I'll never tell!
You now you love me,
GossipGirl xoxo
