Disclaimer . I don´t own SGC, SG1 or similar
miniSpoiler for "Fragile Balance"SEASON 7
AN: please remember that English isn´t my native language.
Title: clonejack
BANG BANG BANG
"JACK! Open the door! Jack .. I KNOW you don´t sleep anymore. JACK its me and the rest of SG1. JAHACK !! Open this fucking door immediately!"
SG1 watched fascinated how their colonel knocked and screamed at the perpetualy closed door without getting even a wink of a response.
"OHH , why do I have to be so stubborn? JACK it´s important, SGC needs you! JACK!"
The frustrated Colonel wanted to knock again at the door when the door was finally opened by an halfclothed 17 year old Jack.
FINALLY!
"God dammit why did this take so long? Put a T-Shirt on for Christs sake. We need to talk about our problem! Its an emergency!"
With these words Colonel Jack O´Neill passed his clone. The rest of SG1 followed him and Sam and Daniel looked apologetically at miniJack.
After Jack closed the door he followed them and said sarcastically : Make yourself at home! Do you want anything to drink? No coffee here Daniel! No one who visits likes it ! Yeah its nice seeing you too. What? We didn´t see each other since the whole Lokidebacle? What a shame! And it was over a year ago! How could THAT happen? How time flies...
No no I´m feeling well I´m just fucking great. Thanks for your concern!
While SG1, particular Daniel & Sam looked mighty guilty, cloneJack ranted on and grew louder and louder.
Suddenly a door opened and a halfnaked blond guy with messy hair peeked through a crack in the door. Only halfawake and too sleepy to notice the strangers, he asked: "John? Whats up? Everything all right? John? Come back to bed, its so cold and I miss you.
CloneJack didn´t hesitate and went to him. After he gave him a deep kiss he told him softly: "Go back to bed Robert. Sleep. This won´t take long."
After Robert dissappeard into the bedroom, clonejack turned around and saw the whole SG1 sitting on the coach with their mouths wide open. Only Jack wasn´t dumbstruck and looked really pissed :
"God almighty Jack, you couldn´t wait a few years could you? At least until I am retired?"
"I´m sooooo sorry Jack- But you know, teenager here! "
"Then go and screw females like every other male teenager is doing. Why did you have to be a openly gay guy?
What happens when the Air Force discovers this?
Your my clone Jack!
How long do you think it will take, that they put two and two together? You´re my fucking clone! Never heard of don´t ask don´t tell , and fucking don´t live a gay life ?"
SG1 : "You´re gay?"
Yeah yeah I think we established that, didn´t we. I think its obvious I´m bi. Could we return to the important matters ? His lifestyle threatens my career, my whole life. I´m not ready yet to retire! – damn you, you.. .Jackass!
"Don´t be so overdramatic! If and thats a really big IF someone discovers that we´re clones AND that if I´m gay you´re also gay. AND that you´re in the AIR Force AND this person doesn´t like you. Well .. than we tell them Loki is a real incompetent Alien and he mucked everything up and so I came back wrong! I mean, come on ! He didn´t even get the age right! Its obvious im not a perfect copy ... beer?
The older Jack grumbled a little bit but nodded finally acquiescent and relaxed finally on the couch to finally speak about the help SGC need.
THE END
one of my older ffs
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