That Traitor

"If you're not with me, then you're against me!" Anakin shouted.

"I only did what was necessary."

"You turned my wife against me! You must die now!" Anakin then ran onto the Naboo cruiser and pulled out 12 boxes of doughnuts. "Start eating!"

"Only a Sith kills people by forcing them to over indulge on doughnuts!"

The former friends then began force-hurling doughnuts at each other.

"You were my brother Anakin!"

"Then why have you not destroyed the Sith? You were connived by the Force too than! Although Gardula has been known to-"

"I meant that figuratively you dolt!" At that moment a doughnut hit Anakin and happened to know his legs and one arm off, causing him to fall over and catch on fire."

"I HATE YOU!"

"Why?"

"YOU WASTED MY DOUGHNUTS!"

A little later…

Polis Massa:

"For reasons we can't explain, she is dying."

"Obvious, it is. Some fancy trick to remove the life force from her, Anakin has used. A Sith he must be. Kill him we must."

Obi-Wan Kenobi smacked his forehead, "We've been over this before, Master Yoda. Anakin, along with Palpatine, is a Sith. We tried to kill them, you failed, and I think Anakin might have survived that fire, why didn't I cut of his head?"

"Expect me to remember that, do you? When 900 years old you reach, have a good a memory, you will not! Especially when hit your head, you have."

"Oh, so that's why you've been acting like a complete idiot."

"[Censored]"

On Courasaunt:

"It seems that in your anger, you killed her."

"Nooooooooooooo! She was alive, I felt it!"

[Censored], I did not see that coming, Palpatine thought, "Really Anakin, you strangled her, how can you expect her to live?"

"I was testing my power to save lives! You liar! You told me I could save her!"

"Anakin, I did not teach you those powers yet! And really, why take chances?"

Anakin then smashed his fist through Palpatine's face, as he had no more use for him.

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